Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[Sir Fungus]

*Still sad*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Still sad*

*Tries to help*
Don't be sad, there are plenty of fish in the sea!
*Realizes I sound like a cliche jerk*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Tries to help*
Don't be sad, there are plenty of fish in the sea!
*Realizes I sound like a cliche jerk*

*Squints*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Squints*

Listen Sir, Gojira likes you, but they have really large standards, and you cross them. Like, A lot

 

[Sir Fungus]

...I know...

 

[BunnyVT]

...I know...

Sooo........If you want them to like you as much as you like them, just respect their standards and boundaries, and they will soon like you back

 

[Sir Fungus]

Sooo........If you want them to like you as much as you like them, just respect their standards and boundaries, and they will soon like you back

Yeah...yeah you’re right, thanks bun.

 

[BunnyVT]

*She gives him a thumbs up*
No problem, I'm always here to help

 

[Lone Star II]

*wakes up again*
O-Ow....my head hurts.....

 

[BunnyVT]

*wakes up again*
O-Ow....my head hurts.....

*Turns to Kit and goes to heal her*
Don't worry, I've got you!

 

[Lone Star II]

*Turns to Kit and goes to heal her*
Don't worry, I've got you!

I-It's fine...
*looks up at Bun*
Thank you love....
*gets up wobbly and realizes the situation*
Wait a second did Gojira kiss me??
I never said they could!
*looks around*
Where the hell--?

 

[Sir Fungus]

I-It's fine...
*looks up at Bun*
Thank you love....
*gets up wobbly and realizes the situation*
Wait a second did Gojira kiss me??
I never said they could!
*looks around*
Where the hell--?

Uh....about that kiss thing...they were just performing CPR to try and help...

 

[BunnyVT]

*Nods in agreement*
They were trying to help me out!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

He begins to remove the buttons from the remote.

 

[BunnyVT]

He begins to remove the buttons from the remote.

*Opens a portal and sticks her head through*
Are you alright with being by yourself for a bit?

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

“I guess, it‘a not anything new.”
He said, eating the buttons he removed.

 

[BunnyVT]

*She squints with her already closed eyes*
Alright.........then............

 

[Lone Star II]

Uh....about that kiss thing...they were just performing CPR to try and help...

Yeah, sure......

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

He takes the back off of the remote, ooh, those look nice. Upon removing the batteries, he had himself a spicy snack.

 

[BunnyVT]

He takes the back off of the remote, ooh, those look nice. Upon removing the batteries, he had himself a spicy snack.

*Watches with a mixture of disgust and awe*

 

[Lone Star II]

*stares* Are you fucking okay sir?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Still staring*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

“snkakale,emrttktk”

 

[BunnyVT]

“snkakale,emrttktk”

*Does Heimlich maneuver*

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Yeah, sure......

I was giving CPR. I don't see what the issue is.