Hello, hello, hello!

[Ashurbanipal]

I'm sure you can. Your profile quote, Monster is glorious.. are you referring to the story Monster, with Johann and Dr. Tenma?

 

[Sinny]

Actually the energy drink.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

Aww. I was excited to find a fan of that story. I suppose energy drinks are nice, if you're not a manly font of infinite vigor. On the subject of your profile, you come across so friendly, telling people you'll ditch a roleplay without any word! Always tickles me to meet such nice people.

 

[Sinny]

I don't like confrontation of any sort, it gets my anxiety going. xD

 

[Ashurbanipal]

I thrive on conflict. I'm a pushy sort of man and find confrontation thrilling. I saw you were looking for some sort of Modern roleplay elsewhere. That's not really my genre, but I'm curious, what did you have in mind?

 

[Sinny]

It's a weird vigilante type rp. I typically do medieval actually.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

Oh? Medieval can be fun. I was in an Arthurian RP before, though I left at the end of last year to take care of business for a time. I left all the roleplays I was involved with on here at that time and haven't gotten into any since.


What is it you like about medieval settings?

 

[Sinny]

Well, I should say, medieval fantasy. xD It allows for more creative freedom and liberties.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

I'm a fan of fantasy. I'm drawn especially to pulp stories, the sword and sandals variety. Give me busty wenches clinging to the massive legs of mighty barbarians wearing far less armor than is practical and I'm a happy man.

 

[Sinny]

Bahaha, you're more of an ancient times, kinda guy.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

It really is an evocative genre and time period. The savage, unexplored world, filled with ruin and wonder, heroes rising and empires falling in the shadows of ancient civilization and lost magic. Cults of snake worshipers, wailing ghosts, and misogyny make for excellent stories.

 

[Sinny]

One of my best friends is a misogynist, but he doesn't dare try it around me.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

I couldn't possibly bring myself to hate women. Those poor dears have it hard enough not being manly men.

 

[Sinny]

Bro. I could take any 'manly man'.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

When you get angry, do you transform into an 8 foot tall muscle monster?

 

[Sinny]

Ten foot tall muscle monster with laser eyes.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

Lord have mercy. You are truly the most frightening creature of them all.

 

[Sinny]

Heck yeah I am.

 

[Ashurbanipal]

Poor Mark Ruffalo. Whatever shall he do now that there's a cuter and more powerful Hulk around? He'll have to dry his tears with all the money he's making from Age of Ultron.


Take pity on the poor man. He only has millions of dollars and a successful acting career left. A cold comfort, indeed, when Hulk's no longer strongest one there is.