The Explorer
Philippians 4:13
Joke No. 1:
A man was praying for God to lift him up out of the situation he was in.
The next day he was given a promotion, and spent the money on an airplane ticket. It was three hours in when the man realized God answered his prayer.
Joke No. 2:
What didn't the bible say about wearing the full armour of God?
It would protect you from the fear of being left out.
So wanna know what I did?
I prayed that the armour would have a poncho on it. That didn't work.
Joke No. 3:
What did the Theologist say to the Christian?
I don't know but if I did I would have answered, "Was the Theocracy really necessary?"
To which he would have replied, "How did monarchy work out for you? I hear the next election is coming up."
A man was praying for God to lift him up out of the situation he was in.
The next day he was given a promotion, and spent the money on an airplane ticket. It was three hours in when the man realized God answered his prayer.
Joke No. 2:
What didn't the bible say about wearing the full armour of God?
It would protect you from the fear of being left out.
So wanna know what I did?
I prayed that the armour would have a poncho on it. That didn't work.
Joke No. 3:
What did the Theologist say to the Christian?
I don't know but if I did I would have answered, "Was the Theocracy really necessary?"
To which he would have replied, "How did monarchy work out for you? I hear the next election is coming up."
