TV & Film Favorite DBZ abridged quote

[Eddy Willaims]

BOOMSHAKA! BOOMSHAKA! BOOMSHAKA! BOOM BOOM! GREEN DAY! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" We're trying to amp you up! "WELL ITS NOT WOR-" *Beam blast* OH SH*T MUDDAFU*KA!

 

[Noble Scion]

“Why... Why does he keep kicking me in the dick...?”

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

"...and then triclops shows up and decides to turn triangles into squares!"

 

[The_Omega_Effect]

"What is a king to a god?"
"WHAT IS A GOD TO A NON-BELIEVER"
*gets fucking owned*

Also

"When my girlfriend left, she took all of my money. When yours left, she took all of her money."
*silence*
"Gonna need a Senzu for that one."

 

[Elekta Kount]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGDE!

 

[Sea Jay]

The doctor said I'll be out for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage..

And the brain damage..

Oh hey master. When did you get here?!

 

[Roman]

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

"I'm about to blow my load all up in your insides...."

 

[CaptainHunterX]

“Alright Goten now all I need you to do is...Goten?...what was I doing here again?”