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[THICCDRAGON]

“I would like that, lead the way “

 

[r_dubya]

"Aright" MacToff walks to the kitchen and grabs a pan

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey follows him

 

[r_dubya]

(I don't actually know how to make haggis, so feel free to not actually believe any of this. I'm just bullshitting here)
"Aright, so ye start with some diced tongue and liver, add some salt, pepper...." He shows Hailey as he explains. "And would ye be so kind as tae stir that while I grab a sheep stomach?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey nods and stirs it

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff grabs the sheep stomach from a barrel and a bottle of whiskey from the fridge and takes them to the stove

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey was still stiring it

 

[r_dubya]

"Aright, smells about done." MacToff grabs a bowl and pours some whiskey into it. "Now we put the mixture intae the stomach, pour the juices intae the bowl..." He grabs a bag of flour and pours some into the bowl with the whiskey "...with a little bit of flour..."

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She and smells the food almost drooling

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff chuckles. "Is nae done yet. Gottae mix up this lovely blend for sauce...taste that for me, would ye?" He puts the spoon close to Hailey's face

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She gladly tastes it savoring the flavor

 

[r_dubya]

"Glad ye like it, but that only adds to wha's already in the haggis." He gently sets the stomach into the pan, covers it, and puts the stove on the lowest setting. "Now we jus wait for about...10 minutes for it tae be done"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey sits down smiling

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff sits down. "So tell me, what parts of the world have ye seen?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Just Ireland and Scotland, then around here that’s it”

 

[r_dubya]

"So ye've been tae Scotland but never had haggis?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I was only there briefly”

 

[r_dubya]

"Ah, I see." MacToff takes a sip of the whiskey and passes it to Hailey

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey take a couple sips and passes it back “so where have you been”

 

[AniMANIA7983]

Yuki gets out of bed and gets dressed, “I’d you have any ice cream? It’s the only food that I can eat.”, she looks down, “but it goes straight to my hips... Literally. I gain weight momentarily.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes we got ice cream, shall we go get some”

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor bursts out of his room with a smart car around his upper body “BEEP BEEP BITCHES” he punches a crew mate in the face while running past at 40 mph

 

[r_dubya]

Hailey take a couple sips and passes it back “so where have you been”

"Everywhere"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“You have been everywhere, wow you must have seen some cool stuff, what was the coolest thing you have seen”

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor slides to a stop next to them “Abigor smart” and starts running away