Bang Bang
what can I say except
To: No one really, no drama on the airwaves this evening.
RE: EVENING
Location: Citadel Diamond Station
Bureau Notes: feels weird writing this without reference to anything super forking ominous
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Transcription of Citadel Diamond Station - Recorded: 10:02
Broadcaster One:
Welcome back folks, that was 'Easy Living' by Billie Holiday; can't go wrong with the old school.
Right now we're just settling in for the evening of this joyous occasion. Get ready to sit back from work and prepare for a night of celebration as we're reminded just how lucky we are to have Emperor au Olver guiding us all.
Broadcaster Two:
That's right George, and it's been quite the day to remind us just how important our ultimate protector is. We've received the official report just now from our Empire's Eyes and sure enough, rumor was right and there was an explosion in the transits today. Reports say it was due to negligence by maintenance staff. The Secret Police is now ensuring they are properly re-educated so that the incident don't not occur again; thankfully, the carriage was empty and no one was injured during the commotion.
That's right George, and it's been quite the day to remind us just how important our ultimate protector is. We've received the official report just now from our Empire's Eyes and sure enough, rumor was right and there was an explosion in the transits today. Reports say it was due to negligence by maintenance staff. The Secret Police is now ensuring they are properly re-educated so that the incident don't not occur again; thankfully, the carriage was empty and no one was injured during the commotion.
Broadcaster One:
Thank the Emperor that we no longer have the old barbarism of detention centers for those citizens who just need a guiding hand back on the right path.
Broadcaster Two:
Well said George.
Well said George.
Broadcaster One:
And as always at this time in the evening, we're bringing to you your stories, told to us about your lives. What do our civilian reporters have for us today, Teddy?
Broadcaster Two:
Well George, we've had over twelve thousand dial-ins today complaining about distorted signals on the comm and weblinks, and worst of all, disturbance in radio transmissions.
Broadcaster One:
Right you are, and that's the perfect opportunity to remind folks that this is all to be expected. Big bad storms in the Outer Rim will be making mischief with the Empire's satellite system, and even with our local networks, all a few more days yet folks, so just sit tight, and tune in whenever you can for updates.
Broadcaster Two:
Other than that Geroge, we've had an unusually quiet day on the citizen reports front. Preparations for the street parties in the Market Level are all going off without a hitch, and it's sure to be a good evening for all of us, Hands, Nobulus, and even Slavs. It might be a quiet night on our airwaves, but it's sure to be one of the loudest nights yet out with you folks back at home.
Broadcaster One:
We'll be celebrating in our own way right here, folks. It's just gone ten-o-five here on the Citadel, and as you all get the parties underway, we'll welcome you into the evening with another classic. Here's 'Accentuate the Positive', preformed by Bing Crosby for you tonight, folks. Happy Anniversary everyone, and Happy Anniversary if you're listening, Emperor.
Broadcaster Two:
Hail Emperor au Olver.
Hail Emperor au Olver.
Broadcaster One:
Hail.
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