Futuristic [DISCONTINUED] Astral Fulcrum OOC

[Zufaix]

Why y'all trying to kill five with leech's what did they do?

He had a different opinion from me.

 

[magma_dude]

I won't let harm my potato brotheren.

 

[FiveElemental]

He had a different opinion from me.

EMPRESS MARBELLA OLYSIUS NOX ASHBURN REVERNA CHARIX RUI HELLRIEGEL WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, DISAGREEMENT WITH ME MEANS DISAGREEMENT WITH THE EMPRESS

 

[LostHaven]

my foot is perfectly flat I'll have you know, just because I can't walk straight doesn't mean anything!
Anyway, if Earth wasn't flat, why is the moon just a picture in the sky!

And cars aren't even bent. Earth is flat fr

 

[FiveElemental]

And cars aren't even bent. Earth is flat fr

YES EXACTLY WHATEVER A CAR IS, IT'S NOT BENT

 

[magma_dude]

I don't need a car I simply fly.

 

[Zufaix]

EMPRESS MARBELLA OLYSIUS NOX ASHBURN REVERNA CHARIX RUI HELLRIEGEL WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, DISAGREEMENT WITH ME MEANS DISAGREEMENT WITH THE EMPRESS

HEY! DONT YOU  DARE INVOKE THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY EMPRESS MARBELLA OLYSIUS NOX ASHBURN REVERNA CHARIX RUI HELLRIEGEL AGAINST ME YOU CRETIN. MY UNCLE WORKS FOR HER COURT, I'LL LITERALLY GET YOU EXILED KID

 

[ERode]

Pilgrim59 CS done. Maybe went a bit extra with the Resonance, but other people have already peddled nukes, alas.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Everyone knows the Earth is really a great stellated dodecahedron.

 

[magma_dude]

Five quick release the nukes the fbi found out about our stash.

 

[FiveElemental]

Everyone knows the Earth is really a great stellated dodecahedron.

Actually, I have been reenlightened by MAJESTY EMPRESS MARBELLA OLYSIUS NOX ASHBURN REVERNA CHARIX RUI HELLRIEGEL, and she told my father that Earth is Pear shaped

 

[Zufaix]

Actually, I have been reenlightened by MAJESTY EMPRESS MARBELLA OLYSIUS NOX ASHBURN REVERNA CHARIX RUI HELLRIEGEL, and she told my father that Earth is Pear shaped

Yea but like, she told me your dad was a spy for the Sorenti, sooooo idk if you should believe him. Just a thought

 

[LostHaven]

Don't you guys dare use the good name of Her Majesty Ariel Goldilocks Snow White Sauron Nurgle the Fifth as leverage for your petty debates

 

[FiveElemental]

Yea but like, she told me your dad was a spy for the Sorenti, sooooo idk if you should believe him. Just a thought

WELL SHE ACTUALLY TOLD ME YOUR UNCLE ISN'T REAL!

 

[FiveElemental]

Don't you guys dare use the good name of Her Majesty Ariel Goldilocks Snow White Sauron Nurgle the Fifth as leverage for your petty debates

YOU HERETIC

 

[Zufaix]

WELL SHE ACTUALLY TOLD ME YOUR UNCLE ISN'T REAL!

HERESY!

 

[LostHaven]

YOU HERETIC

No, I am Alpharius.

 

[magma_dude]

I don't know if it's the nukeiler radiation or y'all argueing but my head hurts.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

No, I am Alpharius.

I am Omegon.

 

[LostHaven]

I am Omegon.

Who the fuck is Omegon you heretic

 

[FiveElemental]

I don't know if it's the nukeiler radiation or y'all argueing but my head hurts.

It's the arguing. The Empress will never taint our soldiers with radioactive decay

 

[magma_dude]

I CaN SmeLL CoLOrS

 

[LostHaven]

The Empress is a false idol and we should ditch her for the true Gods.

 

[Zufaix]

It's the arguing. The Empress will never taint our soldiers with radioactive decay

It's the Mobius! Crazy Jerry from Jarilo VII told me they were producing 5G energy.

 

[FiveElemental]

I CaN SmeLL CoLOrS

Hey! Look over there, behind that barn is delicious Uranium 235!