TV & Film Describe a movie in one sentence or less

PortugalTM

The least emo emo
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The Germans shot me in my feels.

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Good action, bad plot.

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A gay, a thespian, and a socially awkward journalist don't like things.

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Space and trains collide. LITERALLY!


(these are my favorite movies)
 
A millionaire assaults the mentally ill
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Man betrays his entire race for some sweet alien pussy
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Four kids come out of the closet
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I forgot
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Snakes on a plane.
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People fighting over jewelry
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space dudes pew pew pew die bitch oh shit thats his dad
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It's like Hamlet but with lions
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Red Dawn redone, it was bad before

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When the only scriptwriter is too busy working on special effects
 
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Curious girl fish falls in love with a human, gets legs and marries said human.

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Magical boy doesn't want to grow up, kidnaps kids and takes them to some far off island.

 
Man tries to write for Sports Illustrated, does a suitcase full of drugs instead.

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High School in the 50s honestly.

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Nanny and naval captain fall in love and sing their way out of Austria.
 
Fight Club:

Man starts fist fight cult with himeself, proves he's the toughest by shooting himself in the head.

Alternative answer: We don't talk about it.
 
*Cracks Knuckles.* I shall deliver a meal most enjoyable.
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Dramatic yet enjoyable.

Now for the main course. (These are legitimately good movies.)*
*Seconds are included

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One of the few documentaries you will enjoy.*
*Seriously, current favorite.
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Breaking Ground, and into space!*
*Please get more people into STEM?
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Schizophrenic Old Man goes on tyrannical rampage in rusty armor and an old horse.*
*With a pig on top of an ass as a sidekick

Edit: Decided a previous joke was poorly made
 

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