THE MEME TEAM
An ultra elite ultra badass team sworn to protect Mlgolia and beyond from evil hackers and other threats to gaming.
An ultra elite ultra badass team sworn to protect Mlgolia and beyond from evil hackers and other threats to gaming.
'It's time to rekt some scrubs.'
Name:
Mountain Dew Quickscope
Age:
19
Fighting Experience/Notable Feats
- Is a prophesied hero of MLG, and Gaben's Chosen One
- As a Quickscope Master, Mountain has incredible power
- Together with Daniel, defeated the ancient hacker XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX
- Survived being at ground zero of a tactical nuke
- Repelled the Origin Invasion of Steam
- Took part in the Battle of Origin
- Defeated the head of Electronic Arts, Andrew Wilson, and blew up EA's headquarters, bringing an end to the Second Steam-Origin War
- Formed the Meme Team with Daniel, and is also its leader.
- Champion of dozens of MLG tournaments and sharpshooting tournaments
- Has a YouTube channel with over fifty million subscribers, and more than three million followers on Twitch
- Defeated the Demon of Metal, the Shredlord, with Daniel by shredding so hard they tore a hole in reality and exiled him to an eternity of listening to Justin Bieber songs
- Founder, lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Minus World, a music project with the members of the Meme Team
- Leader of DPS Gaming, an MLG team with the members of the Meme Team
- Took out a console crime syndicate with the Meme Team
- Stopped a massive terrorist attack with the Meme Team
- Blessed by Lord Pepe himself
- Killed Shrek
Equipment:
- Dragon Lore AWP: The fabled AWP in its final form. Blessed by Lord Gaben himself, this is a weapon of true power. In addition to the legendary stopping power of a stock AWP, the dragon spirit inside the rifle can propel projectiles to absurd speeds and bestow infinite range, although it is a bolt-action sniper, meaning it has a slow fire rate and needs to be reloaded after every shot. It can fire three different types of ammo: Standard, Doritos, and Nokia. The Standard ammo is a regular .338 Lapua Magnum round. The Doritos round is visually similar to a .338 caliber round, although it is coloured orange and glows. This round leaves an orange trail of spicy Doritos dust as it streaks through the air. Upon hitting a target, it explodes, sending Doritos dust everywhere, before a secondary explosive ignites the dust. Nokia rounds are the most powerful of the three. They are essentially Nokia 3310s in the shape of a .338 caliber round. Thanks to the indestructible properties of Nokium, the toughest material in existence, it cannot be stopped, and can punch through reinforced concrete with ease, passing through one side to the other without stopping and even bring down skyscrapers with one shot. Used sparingly by Mountain as he can only hold a maximum of six Nokia rounds at any time.
- RAM Sword, EXPcalibur II: A one-handed sword constructed out of ancient RAM cards. Its blade glows green with power around the edges, and leaves a visible arc with each swing. It can cut through almost anything, and is pretty much indestructible. Mountain can stab it into the ground, causing it to produce a massive shockwave. Replaced the EXPcalibur (Doritos Sword) after its destruction during the events of The Meme Team.
- KAP-40: A powerful automatic pistol with a high fire rate and damage. Deadly at close ranges, ineffective at longer ranges.
- Illuminati Shield: After defeating the Beta Illuminati, Mountain gained this piece of equipment. It is a triangular green shield of the Illuminati, and is almost indestructible. The Eye of the Illuminati can open and fire a massive laser, although it has a lengthy charge up time and cooldown.
- Mountain Dew Grenades: Explosive Mountain Dew cans. Incredibly reactive and can deal heavy electric damage.
Skills:
- Instant Teleportation: Mountain can teleport instantaneously to any location within a large radius. He uses this ability to teleport-spam opponents with his sword.
- Enhanced Reflexes: Mountain has the reflexes of someone playing CoD on 14 sensitivity. He can see and dodge thrown projectiles like knives and arrows, and can even deflect fired bullets with his sword.
- Enhanced Strength: While not over the top, Mountain has the strength to flip a car, and can carry several dozen kilograms without effort.
- Pocket Dimension: Mountain can store any object in his back pocket, including more guns, food, and even vehicles.
- Illuminati Summon: After defeating the Beta Illuminati, Mountain gained the ability to summon a fragment of it. When summoned, it shoots lasers out of its eyes and constantly plays the X-Files theme song. It is a small pyramid that functions like an attack drone and follows Mountain around.
- Renegerating Immortality: After officially becoming a Quickscope Master and Chosen of Gaben, Mountain gained immortality, and as such, also gained the ability to regenerate health at an incredibly fast rate, but only when out of combat.
- True MLG Form: Unleashing his True MLG form, Mountain is surrounded by a green aura, and rotating Mountain Dew crystals which render him invulnerable to damage until they are broken. The crystals shoot energy beams at targets. He can fly during this time, and he becomes even stronger and faster than before, able to block and dodge most attacks. His weapons also become incredibly powerful, such as the blade of his sword becoming monomolecular and rounds fired from his rifle travelling through the air almost instantly. However, he loses the ability to teleport. His eyes also glow pure green as a badass remix of Darude - Sandstorm plays in the background.
Weaknesses/Limitations
Despite him being the leader of a group of heroes known as the Meme Team, Mountain is still somewhat immature and brash, overly-eager to pwn his enemies, though he is still an effective leader nonetheless.
'Blame it on my ADD!'
Name
Daniel Doritos Blazeit
Age
15
Fighting Experience/Notable Feats
- Is a prophesised hero of MLG, along with Mountain
- Together with Mountain, defeated the ancient hacker XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX
- Survived being at ground zero of a tactical nuke
- Repelled the Origin Invasion of Steam
- Took part in the Battle of Origin
- Defeated the head of Electronic Arts, Andrew Wilson, and blew up EA's headquarters, bringing an end to the Second Steam-Origin War
- Formed the Meme Team with Mountain
- Champion of dozens of MLG tournaments and martial arts tournaments
- Has a YouTube channel with over thirteen million subscribers, and more than one million followers on Twitch
- Defeated the Demon of Metal, the Shredlord, with Mountain by shredding so hard they tore a hole in reality and exiled him to an eternity of listening to Justin Bieber songs
- Took out a console crime syndicate with the Meme Team
- Stopped a massive terrorist attack with the Meme Team
- Co-founder and rhythm guitarist of Minus World, a music project with the members of the Meme Team
- Member of DPS Gaming, an MLG team with the members of the Meme Team
- Also killed Shrek
Equipment
- Model 1887 Akimbo, Sandstorm and Montage: A pair of sawed-off, lever-action shotguns with legendary stopping power and impressive range. They can fire either 12-gauge shells or Dragon's Breath rounds. 12-gauge rounds can be either buckshot or slug rounds. Dragon's Breath rounds set fire to anything they touch.
- Tomahawk: A thrown weapon that can bounce off any surface and still have enough power to kill. Daniel can summon these at will.
- Energy Drinks: Caffinated beverage carried by Daniel that can enhance his abilities.
Skills
- Sugar Rush: After injecting himself with amphetamine mixed with Red Bull, Daniel gained super speed, easily surpassing the sound barrier, though he can only perform short bursts of speed, although even than, he is easily faster than even the fastest person alive, and can deliver a chain of punches faster than a machine gun.
- Double Shot: Daniel fires both his shotguns at once.
- Chain Punch Trip: Daniel performs a sweep, tripping his opponent. Then, before he/she has touched the ground, Daniel delivers a chain of supersonic punches to his opponent's chest, effectively pummeling him/her to the ground.
- Dance Breaker: Daniel starts breakdancing, using his momentum to kick and strike his target.
- Super Reflexes: Daniel can see and dodge incoming projectiles like bullets and rockets.
Weaknesses/Limitations
Young and immature, Daniel is incredibly brash and impulsive, being unable to pay attention and gets bored easily. Prone to violent outbursts.
'Take a VACation!'
Name
Connor Stryke
Age
24
Fighting Experience/Notable Feats
- Elite member of Valve Anti-Cheat, Valve's military anti-hacker unit
- Highly trained special operative
- Helped to repel Origin forces from Steam
- Participated in the Battle of Origin
- Inducted into the Meme Team
- Received the Steam Community Moderator Badge
- One of the best CSGO players in the world
- Has a YouTube channel with over five million subscribers, and more than 700,000 followers on Twitch
- Took out a console crime syndicate with the Meme Team
- Stopped a massive terrorist attack with the Meme Team
- Bassist of Minus World, a music project with the members of the Meme Team
- Member of DPS Gaming, an MLG team with the members of the Meme Team
Equipment
- Primal Saber UMP-45: A submachine gun with a high fire rate. Shoots .45 ACP rounds. The Primal Saber can also shoot cryogenic rounds which freeze opponents.
- Asiimov P250: Compat pistol that can do a fair amount of damage
- Night Huntsman: A fairly long combat knife that is black and non-reflective. Its sharpness allows it to easily slice through most objects with ease.
- Flashbang: Thrown device that blinds and deafens targets in the blast area for a short amount of time.
Skills
- No VACation: Connor is a highly trained member of VAC, and is highly effective in combat
- Moderator Durability: Connor can take quite the punishment
- Hand to Hand: Connor is a master of hand to hand combat, and is the only member of the Meme Team whose melee combat is based around more standard hand to hand combat and not crazily outlandish martial arts.
- Tactical Genius: Arguably the smartest and most sane member of the Meme Team, and helps Mountain formulate plans.
- Bring the Rain: Connor calls down a airstrike on the target position.
- Sneaky Beaky Like: Connor is a master of stealth, being able to expertly sneak around enemies and ninja defuse bombs.
Weaknesses/Limitations
Pretty much the most normal and boring member of the Meme Team, preferring to use practical combat skills. The slowest in terms of movement due to his gear.
'Now we’re playing with power!'
Name
Kaliber Kushing
Age
18
Fighting Experience/Notable Feats
- Holder of the legendary Power Glove of Nintendo
- Defeated a temple of Ninjandos to get it
- Good user of his Power Glove
- Took part in several MLG tournaments but didn't win any prior to joining the Meme Team
- Took out a console crime syndicate with the Meme Team
- Stopped a massive terrorist attack with the Meme Team
- Drummer of Minus World, a music project with the members of the Meme Team
- Member of DPS Gaming, an MLG team with the members of the Meme Team
- Has a YouTube channel with over a million subscribers, and more than 100,000 followers on Twitch
Equipment
- ACR: A ridiculously overpowered assault rifle with a high fire rate and massive damage.
- MP9: Machine pistol with insane fire rate and damage at close range.
- Power Glove of Nintendo: An ancient artefact that functions as a weapon. Using this weapon, Kaliber can punch through walls and lift huge rocks. He can also shoot lasers and telekinetically lift objects with it. Doubles as a device to hack computers.
- Frag: An explosive fragmentation grenade.
Skills
- Playing With Power: Kaliber's strength has been enhanced due to his Power Glove, hence he hits with a large amount of force despite his rather clumsy brawling fighting style.
- Jack of All: Kaliber typically functions as the generalist of the team, having balanced ranged and melee attacks.
- Ground Pound: Kaliber puts his Power Glove to good use as he smashes the ground, creating a huge shockwave.
- 'Murica, Fuck Yeah: Being a 'Murican, Kaliber has natural skill with any and every weapon ever.
- Freedom and Democracy: As a proud and loyal 'Murican, Kaliber has sworn eternal allegiance to his country, and is highly resistant to mental attacks. He is also incredibly loyal to his team.
- Regenerating Health: Kaliber, like all 'Muricans, can regenerate his health after a few seconds when in cover, although it does have its limits. He cannot take too much damage, as he will go into Revive mode if he does.
- Revive Me: When he takes too much damage, Kaliber falls to the ground and a sign reading 'REVIVE' appears on top of him, with a timer counting down. During this stage, he can only use his sidearm, and is limited to crawling around until a teammate revives him. He will die when the timer runs out.
Weaknesses/Limitations
Generally seen as the least intelligent member of the Meme Team, and tends to get confused easily. Also the newest and most inexperienced member. His fighting style is rather unskilled and undisciplined, though his strength makes up for it. Pretty naive, too.
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