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The Iseguy
It was frankly, embarrassing really, after all that shouting about bandits they just went and disappeared. Or at least it would have been if it weren't for the rainbow lights and the piles or blood and gore. Apparently, those creature just went "splat" and died. How very odd an occurrence, yes, very odd indeed. Now Joshua was never the one to be superstitious, but this time, he can't help but feel that this is a bad omen of some sort, a very bad and bizarre omen, and felt best to get out of here as soon as possible. In fact, he was just about to go, as soon as the dawn breaks on the next day, but he'll have to move his plan forward, staying in this place any longer may just mean trouble, more than he had bargained for.
Joshua returns to his storehouse, all splattered with blood with the corpse of his long time partner laying before it, mutilated. He never did gave it a name, had always called it "Donkey", thought he'd sell it as soon as he got his hands on a horse and a bigger carriage, but well, this never go according to plan and he was stuck with this donkey till this very moment. Now what is he going to do with all these pelts? Well, he could always leave half of it here and leave with the other half, this way, at least he gets half the profits. Besides, he can always come back for the other half, this time with another donkey perhaps, a "Donkey II", that is if the village is still here by that time of course. With only half, he could probably tow it by himself, it'll take forever, but as soon as he got to the next town, he'll trade them for a donkey to do the labor for the rest of the way. Of course, there is always the option of buying what ever best of labor they have in this backwater village, but really, there's too few of them and the villages aren't all that taken by Joshua, so that certainly wont be cheap. Then there's the issue with safety, for who knows if he'll run into those green little midgets again. Sure, they exploded by the way of rainbows, but they can certainly do a lot harm before that, just ask Donkey. He'll need to find bodyguards, unlikely in this village, but hey, maybe some young adventurers on their way to some world saving quest may come this way, who knows.
Joshua returns to his storehouse, all splattered with blood with the corpse of his long time partner laying before it, mutilated. He never did gave it a name, had always called it "Donkey", thought he'd sell it as soon as he got his hands on a horse and a bigger carriage, but well, this never go according to plan and he was stuck with this donkey till this very moment. Now what is he going to do with all these pelts? Well, he could always leave half of it here and leave with the other half, this way, at least he gets half the profits. Besides, he can always come back for the other half, this time with another donkey perhaps, a "Donkey II", that is if the village is still here by that time of course. With only half, he could probably tow it by himself, it'll take forever, but as soon as he got to the next town, he'll trade them for a donkey to do the labor for the rest of the way. Of course, there is always the option of buying what ever best of labor they have in this backwater village, but really, there's too few of them and the villages aren't all that taken by Joshua, so that certainly wont be cheap. Then there's the issue with safety, for who knows if he'll run into those green little midgets again. Sure, they exploded by the way of rainbows, but they can certainly do a lot harm before that, just ask Donkey. He'll need to find bodyguards, unlikely in this village, but hey, maybe some young adventurers on their way to some world saving quest may come this way, who knows.