boo.

I saw that you're currently online. Is it okay if I dm you? I just need a shoulder to talk to, tbh.

Heya. How are you?

What's yellow and can't swim?

Wow, your writing? Really good.

Awww! Panda!

It's my birthday

Just one year closer to the sweet embrace of death

Hello fellow pannnnda!

Awww! Panda!

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?

and three-meat jambalaya

AND FIRE ANTS

What if your mouth was filled with brOKEN GLASS

What if a hot dog was your tongue

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?

What if your dad was made of rainbows

What if your face was made of bumblebees

What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?

What if your face was shaped like Mexico? Or trapezoids? Or Texas and Hawaii?

What if you peed out of your nose

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur

What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets

What if the world was made of glazed donuts

Blackbirds don't even sing. Least, not where I come from.

Take these broken wings and learn to fly.

Hey! Was going through dps thread, saw your post and wondered how you were doing. Haven't spoken to you in awhile, just checking in