Fandom Butlermania's Running Wild

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(This is a Private 1x1 for myself and Leopard_dragon_Love but feel free to read if you want.)


(Cue Rick Derringer - Real American)
Hulk Hogan stepped out through the entrance onto the poorly constructed metal ramp. The fans in the crowd rose to their feet, screaming like true Hulkamaniacs. In the ring stood a formidable tag team of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Super, and Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby. Rumors would leave one to believe that the latter was a trained assassin with ties to the mafia, but Hulk Hogan didn't care about that. He cared about one thing in this moment. Winning the WWE Tag Team Championship with his partner. He'd never met this person, but seeing as Hulkamania was running wild he felt confident and empowered.
He approached the ring, grabbing the top rope and stepping over it. "What'cha gonna do, brother!?" Hulk Hogan ripped his Hello Kitty T-Shirt he borrowed from his daughter, the Hulkster began baring his teeth angrily at the formidable foe before him. His twenty-four inch pythons burst with steroid-infused rage. The announcer had inexplicably been replaced with a sign language interpreter who was mute, so he didn't get a proper introduction.

"As a Saiyan yourself... you should know exactly what will happen if you fight me." Vegeta scowled, his troll-like blue hair blowing in the wind. It was somewhat bizarre, seeing as they were in an indoor stadium. Hulk Hogan tried not to think about it too hard. Vegeta kind of thought Hulk Hogan was just Nappa with a wig at first, but realized that Hogan was far too overly detailed for that.
(Cue Black Butler OST - Main Theme)
Hulk Hogan's angry expression turned to a confident smirk as his tag-team partner's entrance theme started. He growled like a wildebeest as he flexed his mustache to display what heights his training had brought him to. The fans were going absolutely berserk with anticipation as they began chanting "Se-bas-tien!" repeatedly in their excitement.

 

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As the music started a large crow zoomed through the entrance, swooping down into the arena. As it reached the center it erupted into black flames-which caused the sprinkler system to spring on. While confetti and a variety of different flowers rained down from the ceiling the dark flames receded to reveal a tall dark haired man with bright, glowing red eyes.

Sebastian waved at the audience, kissing the tips of his fingers and pointing at the loudest bunch with a wink. He pranced to his position, giving Hulk Hogan a polite nod in greeting before looking at his opponets.
"A pleasure to make your aquaintance, gentlemen." He said smoothly. He grinned, sharp teeth flashing. His eyes swept over the teletubby. "I don't know if your cute or terrifying." He stated, perhaps a bit too cheerfully. The sprinklers were finally turned off as the referee came out. The demonic butler looked at Hogan. "Well, let us make this a swift win shall we?" Sebastian bounced on his toes, eager for a good fight.

 

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As his tag team partner entered the ring, the Hulkster nodded to him in agreement. "Right on, brother! I'll take the tall one!" he switched places with Sebastian to face Tinky Winky man-to-man. Hulk Hogan charged forward at the sound of the bell and punted the Teletubby like a soccer ball with his right foot. He was surprised at how large the beast was.

To Hulk's despair, the purple menace had grabbed onto the top rope and slingshotted himself back. "Heeheehee, Big Hug!" the purple fiend latched onto Hogan. He got eerily close to the wrestler's ear before whispering "I'm about to show you how we throw down in Teletubbyland, bitch." Tinky Winky pulled their head back before delivering the most brutal headbutt they could muster. Hulk Hogan staggered back, dazed as he looked up at the angry, ten foot giant that was barreling toward him.

"Hahaha! You were a fool to think that I, Vegeta, the Prince of ALL Saiyans would settle for anything less than the best tag team partner in the universe!?" the blue haired man folded his arms and smirked arrogantly. "I will show you true power!" he began screaming like a toddler with a scraped knee in order to power up. This would probably take at least a half hour before he'd be finished. The perfect opportunity for a sneak attack.

 

[Leopard_dragon_Love]

The demon rose an eyebrow, "really, your voice is so annoying." He charged at the shrieking man, ramming into him with everything he had. Apparently the ropes around the stage were use to inhuman strength, as Vegeta flew into them. Instead of breaking the man was slingshoted back. Red eyes widened as he scrambled out of the way. He then found himself watching at he was ping ponged back and forth until he stoped himself. A normal human would have definatly gotten sick.

Unfortunatly for Vegeta he stopped right in the path of the purple giant. He watched the Teletubby stumble in an attepted to not trample his team mate.

 

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Tinky Winky giggled as he put his hands on Vegeta's shoulders and leap-frogged over his vertically challenged teammate. The teletubby drew his fist back and punched Hulk Hogan in the face. Hogan stepped back, then back forward. The second punch didn't rock him even a little.

Hulk Hogan began shaking his arms and head wildly. Tinky Winky threw a third punch, then the Hulkster caught it with his left hand, and started shaking his right index finger in Tinky Winky's face. "No no no!" the muscular balding man told him. He punched the teletubby, knocking him to the mat. The ten foot monster jumped back to his feet, and was dropped with a second punch. Tinky Winky again rose and charged at him, but Hulk Hogan raised his foot and kicked him in his stupid teletubby face with the big boot. Hulk looked confident as he moved his hand in a circle, putting it against his ear to listen to the Hulkamaniacs. Hulk Hogan ran and bounced off the ropes on both sides of the ring to build momentum before leaping high into the air. He stuck his legs in front of him and the back of his knee dropped on Tinky Winky's neck. It was his signature move, the Atomic Leg Drop.

Vegeta's eyes widened in horror. He began imagining the unstoppable pair before him as if they were the Gods of Destruction themselves. "I... Impossible!" His hair was blown back from the shockwaves of Hulk Hogan's ultimate attack. Buildings crumbled across the city, Geiger counters were going berserk. Most importantly, Hulkamania was running wild.

The ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage cheered as he snapped into the ghost of a Slim Jim. He was also Hulk Hogan's Stand, so only Stand users could see him.

 

[Leopard_dragon_Love]

Sebastian wobbled slightly when Hulk landed. The blow had kicked the flowers and conffetti back into the air. It rained down around them again as Sebastian prepared to finished the blue haired man off. He grinned at his stunned opponet, flashing sharp teeth. "A bit of advice, scream less and fight quicker." He lunged forward, he karate choped the mans back.

Vegeta snarled at him, catching the blow and then tried to use the butlers tie to his advantage. The tie synched tight around the demonic butlers neck. With a savage grin Sebastian slammed his head into his opponets.

 

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Seeing that Tinky Winky was out of the fight as the upper half of his body had been completely atomized through the uncontrollable power of Hulkamania. The Hulkster narrowed his eyebrows. He snapped his fingers and pointed at the Saiyan, whose hair had returned to being black after the headbutt from Sebastian. "Macho King... Ooh Yeah!" he shouted. The raw speed of his stand was beyond comprehensible measurements as Vegeta was brought to his knees by a barrage of pummeling attacks. It was as if time itself had halted. "Sky's the limit!" the Macho Stand dazed the Saiyan prince with a flying elbow drop.

"Finish him off, brother! We can't pin the Teletubby since he doesn't have shoulders!" Hulk Hogan gave Sebastian a thumbs up. He only called everybody brother because it was too hard to remember names, given his party hard, rock star lifestyle. His daughter, Brooke was only named Brooke because his ex wife wouldn't let him name their daughter "Brother Hogan."

 

[Leopard_dragon_Love]

Sebastian, who was still close by, smashedhis opponets face into the shabby floor. "Perhaps you should have stayed in the little leagues, eh boy?" He shifted into a more secure position and waited for the referee to count.
He stood once time ran out and dusted off his clothes. He smiled at the choatic mix of dissappointed swears, threats and fanatic screams of victory. He readjusted his tie so it was no longer choking him.

The Teletubby layed motionless while the super sayian twitched from time to time. Approching his team mate, he held out his hand. "A good fight, bbut he have not properly met. Almost everyone just calls me 'Seb.'" He stated cheerfully. He completely ignored the mute announcer who was trying to shoo them off the stage as stretchers carried the two injured away.

 

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Hulk Hogan smiled and shook the hand of his teammate. "I'm gonna call you Brother, Brother. I'm Hulk Hogan. You can call me Hulk, Hogan, the Hulkster, or brother." after years of partying, he only had room for so many names in his head and most of them were variations of his own stage name. Of course he could always forget 'Linda' to clear up a name slot for Seb. He'd generally replaced that word with 'Satan' in conversations anyway.

An angry anime fan wearing a sweat-stained Goku shirt stood and tried to fire a retaliatory Kamehameha. But he didn't have ki so he was just yelling for no reason.
"Dad!" Trunks jumped over the security barrier with tears in his eyes.
"It... It's okay, son. I'll live.. and we can revive Tinky Winky..." he stopped to cough. "With the dragon balls." Vegeta assured him as Trunks ignored him and ran right by Vegeta and leaped into Hulk Hogan's arms. The Hulkster wasn't the only one who should have kept a closer eye on his marriage.
"Wh...what?" Vegeta's eyes widened.

 

[Leopard_dragon_Love]

The demon turned toward the limp, purple giant. He thought for a moment before shaking his head. He could heal it, but he did not wish to deal with a demonic Teletubby.

He watched the sene with interest when he heard someone screaming his name. Leaving the small group to figure the situation out, he left to cater to his fans.
"Sebby! You can have my soul!" One girl said, waveing spazically.

"Oh~" he looked at her, a kind smile on his face. "Such a kind offer~" He gripped her chin. Their lips touched briefly as he greedily consumed the offered item. Once he was finished her body fell, limp. He watched the group of fans immediatly begin to fight over the corpse. He laughed, finding morbid humor at the sight.

 

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Hulk Hogan was impressed by the fan's dedication. The muscular man climbed atop the corner posts, waving his half of the tag team championship proudly. He didn't even see his greatest adversary lying in wait to snatch happiness from his clutches. It was a fox with a mask and gloves, making grabby hands. Hulk thought he heard the shouting of children trying to warn him, when it was snatched from his hands. "Brother, no swiping! Brother, no swiping! Brother, no swiping!" he yelled.

"Ha! You're too late!" the fox taunted him as he ruthlessly tossed the belt into the crowd. If only Hulk Hogan could remember names, this tragic loss could have been avoided.

Hulk put his hand on Sebastien's shoulder. "I let you down.. without the second belt, you're just the tag champion." he appeared to be crying.

 

[Leopard_dragon_Love]

The demon watched at the belt was swallowed into the excited crowd, vanishing from sight. He sent a half hearted glare toward his team mate. "Your buying me a drink, then." He huffed, disheartened. There was not much he could do unless he started a blood bath.

The demon looked at the larger man who seemed genuinely sorry. "It'll be fine." He said, not wanting to come across as angry. The referee finally was able to usher the winners off the stage, allowing the intermission entertainers to take the stage as it was cleaned up.

Thousands of ants swarmed the purple Teletubbys body, and it was soon being moved by them. The Demon could see a couple of the small creatures waving at the winners as they passed, and waved back.

 

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The Hulkster nodded, a drink was the least he could do after rendering his partner's title from fame to ridiculousness. He threw the tattered remains of his shirt to the ants as a show of gratitude for cleaning up after him. "But now that we've won.. what happens now?" he asked, walking with his partner toward the backstage area. He ignored the insensitive giggles from Scooby Doo, at least he pretended he did. Hulk Hogan reached his muscular hand into the box the great dane was holding, and took the last two Scooby Snacks. He bared his teeth and threw the dog biscuit down his gullet. A clear show of dominance. "Want one?" he asked Sebastien. They were truly awful.

 

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"Why not?" Sebastian accepted the buiscuit to spite the dog further. He did not like dogs. He popped it into his mouth. Unlike Hogan, he actually enjoyed it and had to glance back to see what it was exactly. He was mortified to learn it was a dog treat and almost spat it out. He swallowed it, mainly so the dog wouldn't know he was horrified.

"So your letting the woman man take your kid?" He asked, trying to strike up a conversation. He already forgot Vagetas name, but remembered the shrill scream. "My ride is in the Garage." He said, gesturing to the parking Garage across the street. He could see his motorcycle through one of the windows. Pale blue with cat prints along it. And the Hello Kitty saddle bags.