SadistPoet
Ippen, Shinde Miru?
IntelFights 7/10/2032
Cast
John Stalvern - The host of the controversial show "IntelFights." He is known for taking deviant, if not crazy, stances on many events. Following the attack on New York, he has found a new level of popularity.
Rich Evans - The co-host of "IntelFights." He is seen as the more level headed one out of the pair, and constantly raises counter points to John's statement.
John: Alright listeners, as you know [Shuffles in seat and adopts a solemn look on his face] July 5th marks the date of the worst tragedy in American history. Over 10,000 dead...
Rich: [Interrupting John] I thought you said they were crisis actors last week?
John: [Pausing with a dumbfounded look] Okay, right. I was wrong, anyways! Over 10,000 DEAD people. Not just people by the way. Red blooded AMERICANS. Not Canadians, not Mexicans - The real OG U.S of A citizens. Not this NATA globalist non-sense.
Rich: Right right John, but that's not what we're here to talk about. We've been talking about that for days now. We have this report on che-
John: [Raises his hand full of energy] Nope! Nope! I'm flipping the script on this show.
Rich: [Sighing in disappointment] Alright it better be good - not another angle on the New York crisis. Hell, we still don't have name for that thing that came out of the water.
John: [Pointing his finger with a smug look on his face] Well, I'm sure miss Aimi, or as the Japs would say, "Aimi-San" has a name for that thing.
Rich: John I don't follow...
John: Of-course you don't follow because Ms. no-name Japanese pop-sensation suddenly gets famous after this event! Can we get an image pulled up of this little devil.
[The screen transitions to an image of Aimi in concert]
John: Look, I'm gonna level with everyone. I use to be into all that Japanese stuff, but this is just disgusting. You guys already know my opinion on magical girls, but this is just crossing the line.
Rich: John I really don't follow. What does Aimi have to do with the New York incident? We know she was there with her team, but-
John: Alright Rich! [Shaking his head] I thought it was obvious, but I guess I'm gonna have to spell it out for you.... Can we get a close-up? This is important [The camera zooms in and focuses on John] Aimi, the little Japanese pedo-bait sensation, is the Devil.
[John continues to stare at the camera. An uncomfortable silence ensues for a solid 10 seconds]
John: I know it's shocking, but I have evidence. [Camera stays focused on John] Akuma... Ak-U-Ma - it's what she calls herself when goes into her little pretty pixie fairy form. Akuma translates to DEVIL in English!
[The camera pans out and Rich has left the set. John stands up, getting too energized to remain still. Sweat begins to form on his brow.]
John: Pull up that picture now! The one with little-anime Satan standing with the soldiers!
[An image taken from a window shows Aimi standing in front of the arena alongside unarmed soldiers appears on screen]
John: I said that these soldiers were working for somebody, and had something to do with this event! Now we know! Aimi, hired the soldiers, and engineered a giant mech robot using Japanese science to stage an event to market her brand! We already know that her power is to mind control! What did that big robot do? Mind-control!
[John begins to pace back and forth]
John: Aimi, no the DEVIL, is posing as a little girl to generate pedo-psychic energy! Now she has the entire country by the balls? Are we gonna stand for this? No! [John flips the broadcasting desk] I'm not gonna stand for this, and watch our great nation be taken over by the Devil! I am calling an ABSOLUTE boycott on Aimi's brand! We can't let her win! Look, she has horns too! We cannot deny that she is the Satan! We are in the end-times!
[The broadcast then fades out into a commercial break]
Cast
John Stalvern - The host of the controversial show "IntelFights." He is known for taking deviant, if not crazy, stances on many events. Following the attack on New York, he has found a new level of popularity.
Rich Evans - The co-host of "IntelFights." He is seen as the more level headed one out of the pair, and constantly raises counter points to John's statement.
John: Alright listeners, as you know [Shuffles in seat and adopts a solemn look on his face] July 5th marks the date of the worst tragedy in American history. Over 10,000 dead...
Rich: [Interrupting John] I thought you said they were crisis actors last week?
John: [Pausing with a dumbfounded look] Okay, right. I was wrong, anyways! Over 10,000 DEAD people. Not just people by the way. Red blooded AMERICANS. Not Canadians, not Mexicans - The real OG U.S of A citizens. Not this NATA globalist non-sense.
Rich: Right right John, but that's not what we're here to talk about. We've been talking about that for days now. We have this report on che-
John: [Raises his hand full of energy] Nope! Nope! I'm flipping the script on this show.
Rich: [Sighing in disappointment] Alright it better be good - not another angle on the New York crisis. Hell, we still don't have name for that thing that came out of the water.
John: [Pointing his finger with a smug look on his face] Well, I'm sure miss Aimi, or as the Japs would say, "Aimi-San" has a name for that thing.
Rich: John I don't follow...
John: Of-course you don't follow because Ms. no-name Japanese pop-sensation suddenly gets famous after this event! Can we get an image pulled up of this little devil.
[The screen transitions to an image of Aimi in concert]
John: Look, I'm gonna level with everyone. I use to be into all that Japanese stuff, but this is just disgusting. You guys already know my opinion on magical girls, but this is just crossing the line.
Rich: John I really don't follow. What does Aimi have to do with the New York incident? We know she was there with her team, but-
John: Alright Rich! [Shaking his head] I thought it was obvious, but I guess I'm gonna have to spell it out for you.... Can we get a close-up? This is important [The camera zooms in and focuses on John] Aimi, the little Japanese pedo-bait sensation, is the Devil.
[John continues to stare at the camera. An uncomfortable silence ensues for a solid 10 seconds]
John: I know it's shocking, but I have evidence. [Camera stays focused on John] Akuma... Ak-U-Ma - it's what she calls herself when goes into her little pretty pixie fairy form. Akuma translates to DEVIL in English!
[The camera pans out and Rich has left the set. John stands up, getting too energized to remain still. Sweat begins to form on his brow.]
John: Pull up that picture now! The one with little-anime Satan standing with the soldiers!
[An image taken from a window shows Aimi standing in front of the arena alongside unarmed soldiers appears on screen]
John: I said that these soldiers were working for somebody, and had something to do with this event! Now we know! Aimi, hired the soldiers, and engineered a giant mech robot using Japanese science to stage an event to market her brand! We already know that her power is to mind control! What did that big robot do? Mind-control!
[John begins to pace back and forth]
John: Aimi, no the DEVIL, is posing as a little girl to generate pedo-psychic energy! Now she has the entire country by the balls? Are we gonna stand for this? No! [John flips the broadcasting desk] I'm not gonna stand for this, and watch our great nation be taken over by the Devil! I am calling an ABSOLUTE boycott on Aimi's brand! We can't let her win! Look, she has horns too! We cannot deny that she is the Satan! We are in the end-times!
[The broadcast then fades out into a commercial break]
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