TheUglyDuckling
You don't have what it takes to wear red.
The Batman villains have turned Batman into a 2 year old, and now have to take care of him, at least until the police come, and they can use him as a hostage. This would be a brilliant plan, if not for one flaw in it's design...they have no idea how to turn him back and they can't commit a single flippin crime with all this kid's crying.