Fantasy a nice, quality and very funny rp for the MEMES xd

[Swoob]

You should be like me and have no shame, put it in your signature :3

[[already did, but this way i can shove it in peoples faces more :^)]]

 

[ViAdvena]

> "eat" him, ifyouknowwhatimean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


By that, I mean eat him with peanut butter and jelly. Who eat plain bread nowadays anyway.

also it has been brought to my attention that some players, having asked for a harem, weren't exactly expecting the result to be a drawing of a sentient piece of bread as shown above and i insincerely apologize for this

You insincere piece of- bread

 

[Swoob]

>eat him


u get a bit excited and pick up the bread. "hey wait what the fuck u doing" he starts yelling, but its too late. before he can protest any further, u have already swallowed him. not in the sexual way. you literally ate him. do i have to fade to black for this? honestly im not too sure


the tavern goes silent for a bit which you find a little weird. u turn to the bartender so u can ask for another drink but he's staring at u like u just murdered somebody. which u did. asshole.


"YOU KILLED DEREK" he shouts and he grabs a bunch of bottles from behind him and starts throwing them at u. suddenly everyone in the tavern is screaming angrily at u and rushing to attack u. then u realize that he wasn't the only bread there—there are a bunch of bread people mixed in with the humans.


>run


>attack the bartender


>please run


>"what the hell is with u people" (or something along those lines)


>no seriously run

 

[Trust]

>eat him
u get a bit excited and pick up the bread. "hey wait what the fuck u doing" he starts yelling, but its too late. before he can protest any further, u have already swallowed him. not in the sexual way. you literally ate him. do i have to fade to black for this? honestly im not too sure


the tavern goes silent for a bit which you find a little weird. u turn to the bartender so u can ask for another drink but he's staring at u like u just murdered somebody. which u did. asshole.


"YOU KILLED DEREK" he shouts and he grabs a bunch of bottles from behind him and starts throwing them at u. suddenly everyone in the tavern is screaming angrily at u and rushing to attack u. then u realize that he wasn't the only bread there—there are a bunch of bread people mixed in with the humans.


>run


>attack the bartender


>please run


>"what the hell is with u people" (or something along those lines)


>no seriously run

>eat them all (even the humans)

 

[Swoob]

>eat them all (even the humans)

[[FUCK]]

 

[Swoob]

[[no but actually i didnt give a write in so no]]

 

[Trust]

(I guess that was a little too evil...)


>run

 

[Trust]

[[FUCK]]

(Also... Was that a "FUCK, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT"


Or a "FUCK, THATS MESSED UP")

 

[Swoob]

(Also... Was that a "FUCK, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT"
Or a "FUCK, THATS MESSED UP")

[[more of a FUCK DONT DO THAT]]

 

[Trust]

[[more of a FUCK DONT DO THAT]]

(It should've been an option >~>)

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

>no seriously run

This.

 

[Generic Gamer]

It is time to use the Joestar family secret art: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[E T1cyborg]

>Run

 

[budgieboo]

>leave the bar casually

 

[ViAdvena]

> Run while screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE"


and maybe snatch another slice of bread while at it. Running consume plenty of energy after all.

 

[Swoob]

>run


right when all the people and bread people lunge at u, u sprint away and barrel through the tavern doors, wondering for what unholy reason u were thrown out of a tavern by angry pieces of bread. after running for a while, u bolt to the side and disappear into the forest. u can still hear the people behind u, but their yelling sounds far away now. crawling up next to a tree, u sit there i guess idk


night falls. spoooky. waking up mid sleep, u squint at the light in front of u. theres a bread person standing right in front of u holding a torch, but he doesn't make a sound. after a weird pause, he's all like "hey, u ok? are u lost? do u have a home? i can get u a hotel room nearby, but u shouldn't be sleeping out here, its dangerous"


>accept offer [write-in]


>decline offer [write-in]


>attack him [write-in]

 

[Trust]

Hmm... We should be the bad guy!


>attack him and steal his torch

 

[Generic Gamer]

>Decline offer: "Bitch, I do what I want!"

 

[ViAdvena]

>decline offer : "No, how about I sleep in your home instead?" *harem seeker mode activate*

 

[Trust]

Hmm... We should be the bad guy!
>attack him and steal his torch

>then eat him, cause running from the tavern left you hungry

 

[Swoob]

[[yo i need some more votes for this]]

 

[Chachalotte]

Decline offer : "Dude the last time a Bread talk to me in a breakfast that was when i was high"

 

[E T1cyborg]

>decline offer : "No, how about I sleep in your home instead?" *harem seeker mode activate*

This

 

[Swoob]

[[ok fine ill count that as enough votes]]


>decline offer: "No, how about I sleep in your home instead?"


"no, how about i sleep in your home instead?" u say in a very suggestive tone. the bread doesn't talk for a very long time, then he's like "uh ok r u sure" and ur like "ye" so he says "ok in that case follow me" and starts walking away


>follow


>don't follow

 

[Impocractes]

>follow