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I as well am looking to work on more lyrical, flowery prose. Feel like that would be the best way to improve my writing, since I feel prose and writing is my weakness.

I feel bad for Anne Frank, first she gets her diary published which is every girls worst nightmare then she doesn’t make any money from it which is every jews worst nightmare

“Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” Ok but in all seriousness... “It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.”

Well I didn’t expect this to make a comeback! So i’ll post something here again: The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took...

I can agree with all of this except for bleached hair... If I may ask what your problem with it is...? Totally an unbiased question from someone who bleaches their hair, but leaves their roots normal color.

It was kinda more an exaggeration than anything else. It's probably annoying though, but thank you for your patience and your understanding. I really appreciate it.

Thank you so much for that, I truly appreciate it. Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth basically again, wanted to spend time focusing on my studies, (partly lost some creative juices and I needed some time to do something that doesn't demand constant posts at a near constant rate like a...

What's the difference between Me and Cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer

Hey everyone, I didn't have the time and energy to keep this going, but now I have reinvigorated my mood to get laughs out of this and seeing our dark fucked up minds at work, it was great to see people enjoying this and now I want to hopefully get this going again, so I hope to start this 2nd...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make...

"Doctor, I can't sleep at night." "Take this pill." The Doctor said. "If you wake up in the morning, take another one."

Latest news: Local Leprosy Awareness Society Fell Apart.

So I was eating this bitch out... When all of a sudden I tasted horse semen. I stopped and said, “Damn grandma, so that's how you died...”

My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.... Thought I was taking this in a whole different direction? So did she.

If I had 1 dollar for every gender... I would have $1.77

Oh yeah ik, I had just meant as an example, but its fine if you don't wish too, just thought it'd help to do so. I will reply to what I have seen in a bit.

Actually I think, before any debating on assault weapons specifically happens we should come to a consensus as to what we will deem an "official definition" for assault weapons so that we have clarity. I think that the opening post should actually put up something like "Matter Being Discussed...

My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her. It may come across as judgmental, but really, I’ve only ever known and loved her as Christine.

Why don't kids from Sandy Hook read books? Because all they got that year were a few magazines.

I am glad to see my thread ended up making you joining RPNation that much better! And great contributions, hope we are able to continue making you laugh for as long as we got material to work with!