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Bumpity

Sometimes its easy to forget you have sleep deprivation, others force you to remember when your field of vision suddenly becomes ten feet

This is my joining the happy valentine's day spam

Tick tock tick tock. The time passes slowly by and every minute of it I feel my productivity slipping away.

Id be down for straight up D&D

I would love to. Might change my profile pic to barkskin or one of the others for that. Though onion would be pretty hilarious

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Hello there! I am looking for a semi long term RP partner. Right away Im going to Reject any "Two paragraphs minimum" Rules. I will (usually) post however much I think will progress the story In some way. I live in the western pacific time zone and my sleep schedule is erratic at best. Fandoms...

Oh no another shovel.

"Don't drop it, no pressure, NO PRESSURE " He teased, proceeding to drop some of his own food on his lap in the process. He cursed, but with a smile still on his face as he wiped the grease off of his pants. His method of eating was somewhat more animalistic as he ate each egg whole and then...

Sean returned 45 minutes later with two plates of steaming eggs and bacon with a mug of light ale each. He set Mika's plate and mug near the bench she slept on. Picking up one slice of bacon, he waved it under her nose for a minute or so whispering "wakey wake mika" in a sing song voice. He let...

In a flash, it was dawn . A pale blue light filtered in from the window and birdsong slowly began to seep through the walls. Sean's vision blurred when he opened his eyes and he fought off the urge to go back to sleep. He lay still for several minutes to allow himself to wake up. Making several...

Sean flopped on the bed, his head throbbing and spinning from his slip up earlier. He grumbled and neglected to remove anything except his boots. A voice whispered to him again, slightly louder than before. You should have known that this would have happened Patchy, Its no different from last...

"Fite me. I wouldn't be like this if-" he thought better of his words, "ah forget it. Im going to go pass out. Ill see you again at some point bud." He lurched off of the chair. Falling into his weird marching again as he headed towards the stairs.

"That's fair enough." Sean finished his pint and ordered another, and another. Halfway through his second his eyes went a little strange. "Ya know, Its really unusual being such a light weight compared to how I was be-" his body froze up. In an instant every muscle in his body tensed, tendons...