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TFW a joke song I wrote for my D&D character who is a cheesy zealot Dragonborn paladin, and not even a bard is better than 90% of my lyrics.

Three job interviews tomorrow.

So we'd each be a wild pokemon. Preferably not fully evolved. Charmander would be a good example. Charmeleon would be cool too, but not Charizard to start. Definitely no legendaries. You can be shiny if you want. This elite four clown captured one of our friends. Either a mutual friend, or two...

For the destruction of Mouse Tokyo.

Yea, I rejected a lot of them. Usually people wanting romance centered ones and their character wouldn't have chemistry with mine. I tend to overthink my characters and it makes them only useful in specific genres. They often already have a type and I'm not usually willing to change them. I'd...

Google doc to keep track of HP/MP, inventory, abilities, money, and stats. Virtual dice roller. If you think someone may fudge the rolls then you might need to find one that logs the roll history.

There is no such thing as overpowered. As long as the villains and other characters are able to keep up it's fine. Depends on the general scale of power in the setting.

I'm officially a comic book writer now.

"I could... ugh... really use a doctor right now." "Gimme a minute, I just ordered some hash browns."

It happens, people skim posts if they're in a hurry. I've done it, I admit. I'm not talking something like "Mention pretzels so I know you read all this" and them not mentioning the pretzels. Try not to get specific, not trying to call anyone out here. For me, mine happened on a different site...

Got a vaccine appointment set up but I still don't know where to go to schedule a cootie shot.

Put a piece of macaroni under the nub on the bottom of the toilet seat. When someone sits down on it in the morning they'll think they broke something.

Anybody else steal every fork you see in Skyrim?

An apple a day will keep doctors away, but a can of beans will repel everyone.

Your first OC fights your favorite OC. Who wins?

My cat farted next to my mom and I cackled like a cartoon witch

I really wish I could play on the swingset.

This reminds me of someone but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Anyone else used to take "Don't try this at home" as a personal challenge?