RpNation

I tried walking on the ceiling but it didn't work.

Have you seen those suctioncap shoes and gloves? I hear it makes it so easier!

Man, I really could have used those, would have made the experience much less painful. XD

Lies! I took off my shoes and checked, there were no feet in there! I am also gonna check my head for brains, it’s honestly a work in progress but I’m not too optimistic.

But were there feet in your shoes when you bought them?

There were none! An outrage, I must say!