If I were to be grumpy on every single one of my posts I do on everywhere, then the logic of me being jealous of you exclusively wouldn't apply now would it? Besides, what is there to be jealous about? The simple fact that you two make this relationship of yours so public does nothing but show your insecurity.
Besides the fact that you took time out of your day just to rain on my day? Makes me laugh a bit more. Not sure why you dislike me so. But whatever floats your boat.
It makes me laugh when you thank everyone for your likes as some big accomplishment, despite the fact that a huge portion of them come from two people.