RpNation

Yapax: *realizes wrong color was used* Well an orphanage blew up but I'm sure it wasn't xir fault...


Baby Shampax: *casually sits in the middle of time stream destroying an entire charity services for infant lesbians with ass cancer* Hue.

Almost every one if us is doing this so...*Pulls out black diamond ring while getting down on one knee*  Want to.....you know.


(I feel like that ass cancer thing was from cards against humanity. xD )

Yapax: You're...t-the...original...I'm t-the original...are we doing this for real...? *is completely tomato and on the verge of passing out from over-'originalness'*


(Nah, I've seen much better in that game. Like "Passing off a carved bar of soap as anal beads" or "Urinating on Beethoven's grave")

*approaches ring cautiously...opening mouth slightly...*
 


Nom.


*starts sucking on Shammy's hand and the ring*

Uh is that a....yes?  Also slow down, you'll suck me in.

*shoots door open*


Sandwich part-


Okay waddahell is going on


*slowly backs away*

*turns to randomized with Shammy's hand still in her mouth*
Mmm...? 


*stares blankly, licking Shammy's hand a little bit out of nervousness* 

Mmm! *spits Shammy's hand out and hugs his legs* Sandwiches are mean! I like math problems! *throws a number*

*throws an equation problem*

Lel.


*eats sandwich*