The worst roleplay ever

Profile pic (Asian girl with umbrella and asian dress) starts making yelling obnoxious and incorrect stereotypes like "Yamete Kudasaii! Onichan sugoii Senpai Kimochi!!"

Kabuki sounds and "yoooooooo!" can be heard in the background. "Baka baka baka kawaii desu desu kuro neko!"
 
A pitbull named "Nuclear Warhead, Destroyer of Worlds and Leader of the Italian Mafia" fights Cupcake and kills her before adopting the kid and kitten as his own. He decides one day he's going ot pack thaem a delicious meal fro school and he gives them moth peanut butter and grilled cheese sandwiches. The kid (named Shadowblade) suddenlys tarts to cough and choke.
"Father," she says in a deep, edgy voice (she's voiced by the person who voices Shadow the Hedgehog kk) "I believe I am alelrgic to peanuts, which you have just putt in to m y sandwhich." and dies.

NWDWLIM cries so hard that his tears trun into the biggest, strongest pressure-washer stream and he clean the entire worlds in his greif and eradicates global warming. But before he could fix the ecomony with his sadness, a spooky skeleton appears out of nowhere to get into some shenanigans and hyjinx!
 
Suddenly, Sonic appeared

Wow, sonic say, as je walked down street holding han with tailas becas they loveae other.
 
daphne anaesthesia kiki joan: *runs into the silent area and screams at the top of her lungs* i'm being chased by the vampire hunter! He's gonna get me!
 
The vampire hunter stops and thinkks to himself: "Wait, what amm I doing with my life? I could be sitting down and eating garlic bread and flexing on the dumb vampires just by the sheer amount of garlic I can eat. I'm gonna go rethink my life." And so he did, and he setllked down with a another vampire (and they're both boys). But Daphne Anaesthesia Kiki Joan does not settle down, and instead cries when she sees just how much garlic the vampire hunter is allowed to eat when she can't have any. But it's okay because Daphne is beautiful; she has big golden orbs that change color whenever she has emotions, and her dark raven hair with red-dyed tips is very long and she gets all of the boys at her magic school.
 
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