Quillicious

i'm supposed to be playing game of war,


but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

this is the first time i've cried in a long time.


and it's the worst feeling ever.


it's like part of my soul is seeping out of a crack.

wake me up.

"Look at this net, that I just found."

hey, guess what, i'm back so yeah i have returned so worship me or else bwaaa.

You could give me wet dreams too~

psst...


hey...


i'm gonna give you a white christmas,


so ride me like santa's sleigh.

you better wish santa doesn't check his list twice


causs i'll get you on the naughty list tonight.

ahem...


yo, ole' saint nick lemme get a sick beat,


christmas is comin' up and i know i've been sweet.


but when you come on down the chimeny you'll be sayin' "hell no!",


cause i'll be havin' girls on me like ho, ho, ho.


yeah, i got stockin' stuffer,


not the norm, this is a little rougher.


i got a gift up under that green christmas tree,


just you wait till chistmas mornin' and you'll be all over me.


i'm rappin' and rhymin' for the holiday cheer,


and boy am i gettin' hyped since it's almost here.


girls, get good and ready,


cause i'll get you a big teddy,


you can even call it freddy,


but after i'll be wantin' heady.


man, you know i've got game and i always make it rain,


when my lovely main dame is tastin' my candy cane!


oh, this ain't your usual religious hymn,


i'm praisin' this gorgeous girl while you guys are prayin' to Him.


you oughta know by now


that when that mistletoe's out,


i'll right under like pow!


i'll be makin' those chicks go "wow!"


while you over there drinking your hot cocoa,


i'm here bein' santa makin' these girls go loco.


yeah, i hope you have a white christmas day, but not before foreplay,


cause you'll be sleepin' late when today is snow day.


now i should take my leave,


after makin' ya bob and weave,


just remember what Quill is sayin',


he's always down for roleplayin'.


but none of that tentacle hentai,


okay, for real i gotta go, bye.

dead space is so awesome,


but horrifying at nearly every turn.


especially with the babies.


oh god, the babies...

what the actual fucking fuck

it's 4 fucking 30 in the motherfuckibg morning and i'm goddamn tired and i wanna sleep but i'm not and i know i won't fucking wake up in the goddamn morning tomorrow and i'll waste half of the shit day and sleep until 1 in the afternoon and god fucking damn it i want to die.

ugh...


every rp i'm in is sooo slow...

this is my jam, yo.


it's the shit.


the bee's knees.


the cat's pajamas.

cyka bylat i need to sleep...


oi blin...


i'll do so...


nighty...

$10 says you can't guess my only weakness.


try me.

holy fuckies i love this song.


one of my favorites.


ever.


of all time.

if you didn't know,


i'm a total savage, a fantastic smooth-talker, and a sensational comedian.


not to mention overly arrogant.


on purpose, of course.

sometimes i wanna disappear.

alright, i'm successfully pissed the fuck off.


THREE status updates have been taken down now.


what the actual fuck?


apparently voicing my opinion is against the rules.

and now my complaint about my warning has been taken down.


phenomenal.

well this is just rich.


some grill called me out in a reply to a status update, claiming i'm a leech cause i worship my "queen and leader".


i just reply/like the status updates of people i follow.


i proceeded to directly create an update on said person's profile cause the op of the update that the first contact was in didn't want none of that shit, saying "excuse me for replying to and liking the status updates from the people i follow", or something along those lines.


i can't exactly access the update now.


she said "fuck you, then go step on you [crotch area] after".


i decided to explain to her that was impossible,


and i wanted to correct her logic, or lack thereof, and explained in some detail how that wasn't possible.


i was later warned and the status update was taken down.


it was due to breaking the rules about, and i quote, "respect" and "sexual posts/excessive gore".


alright, rpn mods.


i'll let this one slide.

ur a qt3.14

hey you.


you wanna be a 1337 haxor?


join this rp and stick it to the man.