<p>I will always remember my wedding day, my bride was so lovely in her white dress.</p>
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When she was with me at the altar, she turned to me and said, "Baaa!"</p>
And now, more skeleton jokes,
Skeleton 1: Dude, I heard you just got dumped by this girl only after the first date. What happened?
Skeleton 2: Well... everything went fine with the date and such, we went to the bed and...
Skeleton 1: And what?
Skeleton 2: And just before we were about to...
Skeleton 1: Hey, I didn't see you at this party I was at. Where were you?
Skeleton 2: Oh I couldn't go.
Skeleton 1: Oh? Why's that?
Skeleton 2: Because I didn't have any-body to go with.
Skeleton 1: . . . .
Skeleton 2: . . . . .
Skeleton 1: I hope you're proud of that stupid joke you...
I got one for the anti jokes
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, fella, why the long face?"
The horse doesn't say anything as it is just an animal and isn't very intellegent.