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<p>I will always remember my wedding day, my bride was so lovely in her white dress.</p> <p> When she was with me at the altar, she turned to me and said, "Baaa!"</p>

Two fishes are out on a swim. One of them bumps into a wall and turns to the other and says "Dam!"

What kind of romance is Lady Gaga looking for? A Bad Romance

I guess the son really dropped the ball on that one

Two jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says to the two, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

And now, more skeleton jokes, Skeleton 1: Dude, I heard you just got dumped by this girl only after the first date. What happened? Skeleton 2: Well... everything went fine with the date and such, we went to the bed and... Skeleton 1: And what? Skeleton 2: And just before we were about to...

My humerus is that of a spooky skeleton

Skeleton 1: Hey, I didn't see you at this party I was at. Where were you? Skeleton 2: Oh I couldn't go. Skeleton 1: Oh? Why's that? Skeleton 2: Because I didn't have any-body to go with. Skeleton 1: . . . . Skeleton 2: . . . . . Skeleton 1: I hope you're proud of that stupid joke you...

I'm just gonna leave this here

Yo mama's so fat! She jumped in the air and got stuck. And then she became the moon from Majora's mask

I got one for the anti jokes A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, fella, why the long face?" The horse doesn't say anything as it is just an animal and isn't very intellegent.

Congrats! May you two have many years of happiness together!

I guess you could say he was having.... A splashing time.

Did anyone hear about that news of the circus fire? The reporters said it was intense

(oh okay, I'll see you soon then?) Arthur felt her hand tightening before doing the same, looking and smiling to her.

He smiled as well, pecking her cheek inreturn before grabbing her hand when they headed out of their apartment.

"I'm coming now!" He called, rushing to her knowing she was waiting paitently for him. "Ready?" he asked her.

He soon finishes about a few minutes later, soon drying himself off and dresses in his cloths again before coming out her room.

He quickly locks the door behind him as he was in the bathroom before stripping his clohs off before stepping into the shower and takes a warm morning shower.