JustADudeSquared

Everybody saying “Oh, this zombie movie is realistic because it’s a mutated strain of rabies”, well it’s really not because I’ve never seen a zombie afraid of dasani or have a stiff neck.

There was once a man who climbed up a tree. So far, so far he could see! Then he realized that it was not a tree. It was a construction site and he climbed up a vertical beam. So he was arrested and later charged for breaking and entering, as well as suspected drug use.