BadOmen

Who would win?

YOU JUST GOT GOJO'D

Jojolands is looking pretty good right about now.

People on this site are pretty nice, but I'm kinda mean sometimes.
There's this lizard who has a knife, she's pretty nice too.
Mods are a little weird but respectful.
Admins are... interesting.
Even my content farming is going good, but it's been a while since I made a close friend. I found a mate to hang out with to practice my skills in Smash Bros. He plays the piranha plant, which is pretty based. I'm learning how to play Terry. He's a really aggressive character, with speed and power on his side. Plus, he kinda looks like me with his hat on.
Maybe I should get into Golf. I dunno, maybe I'd be good at it, since I'm very pale.

Dear BadOmen,

Hey there champ, it's me, BadOmen. I've been noticing lately that you've been absolutely disrespecting kids with Iggy on Smash Bros Ultimate, and while I know your only talent is games, you should really find something better to do. Maybe start the femboy arc again? Study more? Join Tinder? Uh... die? Just randomly choose one of those, and get back to me, ok?

-Love, BadOmen

I've never thought of myself as a good or bad person, just as someone who does what they believe is necessary to their own self. The lies or theft I may commit are not out of malice or hate, just what I wanted to do in that moment, as would donating to charity or saving a life would be like. Would evil be the opposite, with decisions born out of emotion? The pride and guilt one hides when they do a moral deed would then be the ultimate evil, as the only guilt I feel is when I do a good deed outside my agenda.

If you could have any person, micro-sized in your palm, who would it be and why?

Today I forgot my earbuds, and had to go a day without them. Very sad times

There is no meme
I want this

I have a vague fear of lesbians. I don't hate them or anything, I mean I like women too, and they seem nice and all, but every time I talk to one, I get a primal fear in my gut area.
They keep telling me to grow my hair out, and use X products that make me look more feminine. And they always ask me to touch my hair... Like will I be the exception? Spooky.

Perhaps I am simply afraid of the fact that someone may or may not like me, not the action of liking me itself, similar to the fear of the unknown.
Anyways that's all for today.

Normalize not asking me how many jobs I've been fired from, if I don't ask you how many boyfriends you had

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