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Awful, Terrible, No-good Layabout
EFFORTLESS
THE QUEST LOG
THE ADVENTURE WITH NO EFFORT
EFFORT 1
The mandatory introductory chapter that lets you get your bearings with the world and its inhabitants of this story
THE QUEST LOG
THE ADVENTURE WITH NO EFFORT
EFFORT 1
The mandatory introductory chapter that lets you get your bearings with the world and its inhabitants of this story
You get up.
It’s dark, you finally realise. You can’t see jack shit around you. Have you suddenly had an onset of permanent blindness? Did someone play a prank on you and blindfold you?
You reach up to your face and fumble stupidly about with your own visage, hoping not to seem like an idiot to anyone, if there was anyone, watching, and confirm that it isn’t a blindfold that is restricting your eyesight. That or maybe it was a magical, intangible blindfold, which was kinda fancy, admittedly. But horrendously horrible for you. Your eyeballs are still there too, to your relief. Why then, are you unable to even see your wiggling fingers in front of you?
What a predicament you are in. What will you do now?
- Lie down and sob
- Lie down and cry
- Lie down and wail your heart out
- Be productive and try to feel your way around this mysterious prison of yours
- Lie down, curl into a ball, and suck on your own thumb