yo, roast me

[macrombie]

hi, im macrombie
plz take care of me

 

[truthofself]

see i wanna roast you from this title. But you also say to take care of you???
IM CONFLICTED.

 

[macrombie]

:3

such was the intention

 

[truthofself]

:3

such was the intention

im gonna roast ur ass now >: (

 

[macrombie]

do ett

(◕‿◕✿)

 

[truthofself]

do ett

(◕‿◕✿)

I WOULD GIVE YOU A SICK ROAST.
but im too fucking nice to

 

[macrombie]

bummer

youre disappointing

 

[truthofself]

YO IT DIDNT ADD MY ROAST.
I legit posted a roast in the reply, but its not there

 

[macrombie]

do et again

 

[macrombie]

also these smilies are killing my vibe

WHY RPN
WHYYY

 

[truthofself]

okay i agree with the smilies killin moods. I wish icould turn them OOFF

Roast:
Even someone who fucks everything wouldnt wanna fuck you dude. Tragic.
Its shitty, but I'm not good with roast, bc I feel bad for roasting people who haven't done anything to wrong me.

 

[macrombie]

that roast is

WEAK

 

[truthofself]

WELL I AM WEAK : ((((( IDK WHAT U WANT FROM MEEEEEEEE

 

[macrombie]

sum roasts ?

 

[truthofself]

well im bad at 'em : ( sorry hun

 

[macrombie]

i figured lol

 

[boyguro]

ur too irrelevant to roast

 

[macrombie]

that hit a rough spot

thnx mate

 

[Flowiest D]

hi, im macrombie
plz take care of me

I’ll have you know, I’m only hear to flow,
bro,
But You want to be roasted?
Bitch prepare to be toasted

Ugly fuck was born to a animal mother
Inbred and shit as his daddy is his brother
Your grandma is transgender and also a lover
In this fucked up family orgy of blubber

Your picture looks edgy and hardcore, just like a emo teen!
Shame the only attention you get is when your family is keen
Not relevant.

What’s important is this stain of a human shouldn’t have even been born
The chromosomes shouldn’t have been able to form!
This fuck is three quarters of animal and not the good kind
The last quarter came from bill cosbys fucked mind

It’s why he’s here hoping to be “looked after”
No, this fool wants to date rape you to his own laughter

Guess that’s just a little roast from the one they call flow
No hate, it’s just a show

 

[macrombie]

dang son
i got thoroughly fried

also nice profile pic

 

[Flowiest D]

It’s What I do,
rhyme in the style of poo

 

[ngalili]

BOI YOU LOOK LIKE A CRUSTY VERSION OF RONALD MCDONALD
give me a rating pls, im a beginner roaster

 

[macrombie]

2/10 that was very lame tbh

 

[hostage]

I’ll have you know, I’m only hear to flow,
bro,
But You want to be roasted?
Bitch prepare to be toasted

Ugly fuck was born to a animal mother
Inbred and shit as his daddy is his brother
Your grandma is transgender and also a lover
In this fucked up family orgy of blubber

Your picture looks edgy and hardcore, just like a emo teen!
Shame the only attention you get is when your family is keen
Not relevant.

What’s important is this stain of a human shouldn’t have even been born
The chromosomes shouldn’t have been able to form!
This fuck is three quarters of animal and not the good kind
The last quarter came from bill cosbys fucked mind

It’s why he’s here hoping to be “looked after”
No, this fool wants to date rape you to his own laughter

Guess that’s just a little roast from the one they call flow
No hate, it’s just a show

Omfg I love your freaking rhymes

 

[cherub.]

i'll be ur mom