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The Die Hard
Rebel "Diesel" Toulouse
June 17, 2014 // 3:00 pm // Stevenson High School // 94° F
Today was the day all of the seniors graduated if they met the standards. This die hard met the standards, and she was graduating. She was third in class, surprisingly. Rebel didn't necessarily participate, but she did do good in school work. After all, she did want to be something when she grew older so she could survive this mean world full of greed. They were all controlled by a dirty green piece of paper that everyone had wanted. Money, of course. She was sat down in the rows, in the student section, to the left of all of the parents on the right. The sweltering hot sun hit the dandelion color of her cap and gown. The first and second person of the senior 2014 class has given their speeches, and they were going to call her name to speak. She grumbled under her breath, about how they just had to have an outdoor graduation, when they had perfectly good air conditioning inside. Sure, she was used to the heat, but staying in it for hours at a times with people's hot breath next to you, everyone's carbon dioxide filling the air with probably twenty degrees more heat, plus you're wearing a cap and a gown? That was too much for her. She stood to her feet, and there was faint clapping from her teachers, and parents, but her group, she couldn't know what they were doing, but she knew they were somewhere in the crowd, whether they were graduating or not. She went up the stairs of the makeshift stage, and she pulled out a thick, mini notebook from her pocket in the gown. She cleared her throat and flipped open to the first page of the notebook. She smirked at the audience.
"Not many of you might have noticed, but, I have been taking note of everybody in my classes in this year. When your yearbooks were signed, you may have seen my... opinion on you in them." She watched as everyone flipped open their yearbooks, and searched for her name. "But, on with my speech. I'm not going to ramble on, and on, and on about the future like the last two, who in my eyes, just kept repeating and concluding themselves in a never ending speech." Some snickered, some gasped. But no one could stop her, it was freedom of speech, plus, they allowed her to put up a speech anyways. "I would like to thank my parents, for forgiving me after this, and I would like to thank my brothers, who are going to think I'm the raddest sister in the universe after this. --So, without further ado, I will start my speech." She cleared her throat, and eyed the first page in front of her, and then looked up with a smile. "By the way, I took the liberty to put this all in alphabetical order, so you can just be antsy in your seat, and know when you're next." Rebel smiled scathingly at the crowd, and saw some people sweating even harder under the sun. "Abbie Adrian. You knew you were first, just like you were for all of these four years. Let me just tell you about little, sweet, sweet Abbie," Rebel chuckled. "If anyone doesn't know, she's a sl*t. I'm not stupid, and you aren't either, except for you, Abbie. You let the gym teacher drill you so you could pass gym without any physical activity. Because, like, 'Ew! Sweat! So not fetch!'. But, it's the same with all of your male teachers who were gross enough. And I thought guys liked it tight, but I guess it was wrong. Well, your mouth is a vacuum, to put it lightly."
Rebel went on, and on, and on about people she hated, but she pointed out people who were cool, and never did anything wrong to her, or weren't hate-worthy in general. Some of the popular chicks were crying off their mascara, and the jocks looked ready to fight other jocks, since they found out what fake friends they were. Her brothers were laughing their heads off, and her parents looked in shock, but were pretty cool about her expressing her opinion. She finished the part of her speech that involved who she hated and who she didn't. "So, Zana, remember, Vogue sex tips don't work, so calm your clit, okay? Dildos in your locker? Woah-ho, cool it, girl." She added, just once more, and Zana crossed her legs uncomfortably. "To all of you, who are probably ready to murder me right now, I'm just going to tell you. We're running away. It's already been planned. You won't find us, but you will sure as hell see us. You will see us in our last stunt. You all know what I'm talking about. All of you, have a nice life right here, because unlike all of you, I'm not going to stay stuck in the suburbs." She concluded her speech, and snatched her diploma from the shaking assistant principal's hands, and then walked off of the stage with the biggest swagger of all of the swaggers. She laughed as she walked down the grassy aisle, and she threw her cap up in the air, the rest of the seniors shortly following her actions. Rebel pulled off her black pumps and ran across the grass barefoot, finding the rest of the thrill seekers. She was out of breath from how fast she went. "Let's get out of here."
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