Lord Pug
Is Satan a Beagle Puppy?!
About Me
My name is Andrew. I'm an Pre-T FtM Transgender. This means I'm Female-to-Male Transgender (biologically female, but really I'm a male) and I haven't undergone any hormones or operations. I'm a pretty queer person, so a lot of my poetry will be about my life as a Transgender person, especially a gay(ish) Transgender person. Of course, there may also be lots of stuff not LGBT+ related. But this is just a warning: If you are going to be homophobic or transphobic, you should leave now. Thank you.
Computer
My parents say I spend too much time on the computer,
They say I only like it cuz it's so much newer,
But truth is computers are somewhat special,
In how much they give you power and make you level,
My mother looks at what I write and can't understand,
But I can read my writing since I wrote it with my own hands,
When I go outside to the park I miss my variables,
I miss my semi-colons, brackets, and my ellipses,
I love my computer language and I speak it well,
If I didn't have JavaScript I'd be in Hell,
I express myself with numbers and brackets,
Without my computer I'd be hitting people with mallets,
I've got nothing better to do so why not do something I love?
Programming is what helped humans make rockets to go up above!
My programming helps me understand math,
If I need to cut 200 in half,
And don't even get me started on HTML,
With the <head> and <title> what I write is sure to sell,
If I earned my living doing this I would not feel sad,
In fact I think I'd be happy and pretty glad,
Cuz I've got nothing better to do so why not do something I love?
JavaScript is my groove and I'll write it until I shove,
She
I’m a boy like any other, you’d know if you looked at me,
But when I walk with all my friends, all they say is she,
When someone calls me my real name, I just want to cry,
But I’d never say anything or I’d be mortified,
When I take off my shirt, I hate what I see,
I can scream and I can cry but the girl in the mirror will still always be me,
And what the girl says is always she, she, she,
Granddaughter
I'd be lying if I said that this doesn't hurt me. In fact, every word coming out of your mouth right now makes me want to scream. But, I ignore your stupidity.
If I could, I'd tell you it all. I'd tell how you think you know everything about me but the truth is that you can't even get my gender or my name right.
You think just because you're older than me, that means you're smarter. But it doesn't. Being older doesn't mean you're smarter.
You want me to respect you but you don't respect me. Not at all. You never have.
You're a liar. But I'm a liar, too.
I'm a liar when I say I respect you.
I'm a liar when I say I love you.
I'm a liar when I say I care about you. Even just the tiniest bit.
It's hard to care about someone who doesn't seem to care about you...at all.
I believe water is thicker than blood, in a metaphorical sense, because the second I'm 18 years old, the second I'm not forced to see you anymore, I will never see you ever again.
I will never come to your house and visit you. I will never talk to you or have to hear your voice again. I will never have to suffer through hearing the stupidity that you tell to me.
When I was 10 years old, you made me feel horrible about myself. And that was when I realized that...I am not your granddaughter and I never will be your granddaughter.
Because I'm not a girl and I know you won't accept that but it's the truth. And even if I were a girl...I would never want to be the granddaughter, or grandson, of someone like you.
My name is Andrew. I'm an Pre-T FtM Transgender. This means I'm Female-to-Male Transgender (biologically female, but really I'm a male) and I haven't undergone any hormones or operations. I'm a pretty queer person, so a lot of my poetry will be about my life as a Transgender person, especially a gay(ish) Transgender person. Of course, there may also be lots of stuff not LGBT+ related. But this is just a warning: If you are going to be homophobic or transphobic, you should leave now. Thank you.
Computer
My parents say I spend too much time on the computer,
They say I only like it cuz it's so much newer,
But truth is computers are somewhat special,
In how much they give you power and make you level,
My mother looks at what I write and can't understand,
But I can read my writing since I wrote it with my own hands,
When I go outside to the park I miss my variables,
I miss my semi-colons, brackets, and my ellipses,
I love my computer language and I speak it well,
If I didn't have JavaScript I'd be in Hell,
I express myself with numbers and brackets,
Without my computer I'd be hitting people with mallets,
I've got nothing better to do so why not do something I love?
Programming is what helped humans make rockets to go up above!
My programming helps me understand math,
If I need to cut 200 in half,
And don't even get me started on HTML,
With the <head> and <title> what I write is sure to sell,
If I earned my living doing this I would not feel sad,
In fact I think I'd be happy and pretty glad,
Cuz I've got nothing better to do so why not do something I love?
JavaScript is my groove and I'll write it until I shove,
She
I’m a boy like any other, you’d know if you looked at me,
But when I walk with all my friends, all they say is she,
When someone calls me my real name, I just want to cry,
But I’d never say anything or I’d be mortified,
When I take off my shirt, I hate what I see,
I can scream and I can cry but the girl in the mirror will still always be me,
And what the girl says is always she, she, she,
Granddaughter
I'd be lying if I said that this doesn't hurt me. In fact, every word coming out of your mouth right now makes me want to scream. But, I ignore your stupidity.
If I could, I'd tell you it all. I'd tell how you think you know everything about me but the truth is that you can't even get my gender or my name right.
You think just because you're older than me, that means you're smarter. But it doesn't. Being older doesn't mean you're smarter.
You want me to respect you but you don't respect me. Not at all. You never have.
You're a liar. But I'm a liar, too.
I'm a liar when I say I respect you.
I'm a liar when I say I love you.
I'm a liar when I say I care about you. Even just the tiniest bit.
It's hard to care about someone who doesn't seem to care about you...at all.
I believe water is thicker than blood, in a metaphorical sense, because the second I'm 18 years old, the second I'm not forced to see you anymore, I will never see you ever again.
I will never come to your house and visit you. I will never talk to you or have to hear your voice again. I will never have to suffer through hearing the stupidity that you tell to me.
When I was 10 years old, you made me feel horrible about myself. And that was when I realized that...I am not your granddaughter and I never will be your granddaughter.
Because I'm not a girl and I know you won't accept that but it's the truth. And even if I were a girl...I would never want to be the granddaughter, or grandson, of someone like you.
