The Derp Kingdom: This is war

[Mew]

Name:


Age:


Occupation: (This is a kingdom, so if you desire you may be a princess, prince, etc. The Queen is off-limits though)


Personality:


Short bio:


Relationships (if any):


Other:


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[Buniichan]

Heck yee


Name: Bunny //Bun\\


Age: 69 //16idk\\


Occupation: Derp Meido


Personality: Derp 'nuff said


Short bio: A white bunny that acquired unicorn magic from Create the Crate and turned into a derp meido


Relationships: nup


Other: Tea.


Appearance: idk azusa from K-On IDK QWQ <p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_01/2010-11-11-343365.jpeg.7d26d23fd0acadbe95960b8bc175702a.jpeg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="11453" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_01/2010-11-11-343365.jpeg.7d26d23fd0acadbe95960b8bc175702a.jpeg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p>


k did I do it right- tell meh I did it right

 

[Suki]

Name: Suki (So original ouob)


Age: 15


Occupation: Derp Princess


Personality: She can be fun, derpy and sometimes cold. She doesn't get mad at people usually. The battlefield is really where you don't want to see her. Get her pissed then she shows no mercy.


Short Bio: She doesn't recall much of her past before she was five years old. All she really remembers is a sinister smile by a woman. She hasn't told anyone this though from the fact that she gets an uneasy feeling from just thinking about it. Sometimes she gets the feeling that this isn't her birthplace and she questions at times if she really was born here in the Derp Kingdom. Then if not...where was she born?


Relationships: Create (I hope it suits both of chur ships chu two >.>)


Other: She loves when Bun makes her tea. She can fight if she needs too and when she does she usually uses two Kunais. Rumor has it that she may be an underp instead of a derp since she acts more like an underp than a derp. This leads to some people questioning her title as the "Derp Princess."


Appearance:


Did I do this right? Maybe? idk O.o <p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_01/BlackHairAnimeGirl.jpg.7bc83c04969ecd97e4f4f8c4bc93f74f.jpg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="11454" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_01/BlackHairAnimeGirl.jpg.7bc83c04969ecd97e4f4f8c4bc93f74f.jpg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p>

 

[Buniichan]

Heck yee I ship et

 

[dylzoe]

Name: Dr. Dyl


Age: Rumors suggest he is somewhere in his thousands as he is a sage of derpy knowledge but he is really 16.


Occupation: The Servant of Derp


Personality: Dr. Dyl is known across the kingdom as being a human with both emotions and instincts. He speaks words from his mouth and likes to eat food and drink water in order survive on a daily basis. He is also known for his often sarcastic tones especially when writing personality biographies about himself.


Short bio: Dr. Dyl was a loyal support character from the land of Steve, supporting parties as a GA doctor since 2010. He was devastated by the uprising of the Underps and after witnessing his best friend, Rags, die to an Underp, he swore passive revenge on the evildoers to the kingdom of derp.


Relationships (if any):i dunno?


Other:


-Dr. Dyl really isnt a doctor. Actually he's usually just called dyl but he decides to take the Dr. honorific as implied when people call him as such.


-Dyl wish he could heal. He really does. ;-;


Appearance:


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[Buniichan]

It's Doctor in the flesh omg


Pff whai do you look like a butler my meido occupation is being threatened

 

[dylzoe]

It's Doctor in the flesh omg
Pff whai do you look like a butler my meido occupation is being threatened

Its the derp servant! Servant of evil...? Anyone...? The...Brioche...? okay...I go in the corner now ;-;

 

[Buniichan]

Fine but beware the tea meido

 

[Mew]

I guess I need to do mine now.


Name: Mew Tail


Age: She sounds and acts like a twelve year old, but is really 18


Personality: Mew is a very weird person, many say that she is not fit to be a ruler. Then again, she's the mothertrucking derp queen. You're supposed to be a weirdo. What Mew wants most in life is to have peace in the land of Steve~


Short Bio: Mew has been queen for a while now, and honestly nobody knows how the hell she got the damn job. Nobody seems to care though, and most of the kingdom adores her.


Relationships: None in the romantic sense (Rumor has it she murdered the king a while back)


Adopted daughter: Suki


Son in law: Create


Other:


-She's a skilled warrior


-Her only weakness is bad grammar... and normal stuff like being stabbed.. well thats not really a weakness... uhh...


Appearance:


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[CreateLife]

Name: Create


Age: 17


Occupation: Derp Prince/General of the Crate/Derp Army


Personality: He's known throughout the kingdom as a Warrior of battle. Out of battle, he's funny and outgoing. On the battlefield, he's always serious, defending his kingdom with his life.


Short bio: Former Commander for the Crates until the Crate and Derps came together. Doesn't mind company from time to time, He hides something from everyone. Wonder what that is?


Relationships (if any): Suki ( For Mew and Bun )


Other: Wields duel swords for his agility and is incredibly quick on his feet, sometimes he goes off on his own to do his own things.


Appearance:

(Let's say those are my real ears xDDDDD)

 

[Rynnki]

You buggers, is this still open?!? DOES THOU STILL ACCEPT!?! Don't care, I make bio! Soon! Later! Dylzoeeeeee!!!! xD

 

[Raito]

Name: Raito.


Age: ???


Occupation: Queen/King's wise-- I mean derpy counselor.


Personality: Very random and funny/hilarious. Also mysterious and unpredictable. Derpyness over 9000. Well, in the Derp Kingdom, those attributes would be considered wisdom and intelligence, so yup. He's the new counselor.


Short bio: ... So short that I will just say it's a mystery..


Relationships (if any): None at the moment.


Other: He cosplays as a certain character from the anime Naruto. ALWAYS. Even when sleeping. If he sleeps, that is. What if he's planning on betraying the Derps 'cuz he's hiding real cleverness, cunning, slyness and was secretly a spy from the Underps?


Appearance:

 

[Rynnki]

Name: Ryn!


Age: He looks in his twenties but because crazy stuff happens all the time he doesn't know for sure anymore!


Occupation: He just sort of does stuff yet still has a position in things!


Personality: Rather "meh" in the sense that he gave up on trying to understand what's going on!


Short bio:(!!!/)<--(Exclamation point barrier.) Ryn used to be normal, until one day at a family gathering a little kid came in sniffling saying granny got all up in his grill. Ryn went out to talk to granny, to find out she was indeed all up in his grill, as she hung halfway out of the grill. The grill slurped up granny and eventually ate everyone else. Ryn managed to escape, although encumbered by the knowledge that all of his family was dead. (Oh the humanity!) He wandered the lands of Steve, trying to escape the weird and strange shenanigans that chased him. He eventually became part of the Kingdom of Derp as some sort of official, or military member, or royalty, or something. It changed so often. For Ryn was the center of a insane rift in everything, creating complete random stuff that he could not control. Most of the time it was rather mundane, others were like the grill that hungered for flesh. He sort of just flows with it now. (Exclamation point barrier.)-->(/!!!)


^ See what I mean?! I have to use barriers! It's getting thr-AUKAGUAGH-


Relationships (if any): They all got eaten by a grill and/or sacrificed to the Gritty Great Grate of Evil! Which may or may not exist! And now he doesn't have any!


Other: !!! Something will show up in due time!


Appearance: Of course he ran into the Doctor! For you non-Whovians he's on the right! Ryn! Not the Doctor, he's on the left!

 

[Rynnki]

Err... Does I haz acceptance? Can I haz?