THE BEGINNING - Aniking

Alex: Get knocked out by a mysterious force (aka ??)


You're knocked out by a mysterious force.
 
Alex: Wake up


Finally back to the game. Enough dreaming for now. It's time to explore.


Alex: Explore TT's house


There is not much stuff here, and most of it isn't interesting. All you take is the following:


Bread


Lemons


Apples


Oil


Alex: Leave Note and Yoyo for Elijah


He'll need this.


Alex: Ascend


You ascend Up Elijah's household.
 
Being the ditz that he is, Elijah had fallen asleep in some closet in his house as he looked for stuff to combine with his yo-yo.


When he awoke from Prospit, he remembered ZC was supposed to visit! After a few minutes of searching, he found the note and slapped his face. He'd missed ZC!!!! Aw, hell!!!!! At least he got a sweet yo-yo, which he righteously fucking equipped.


So, that done, he figured he better get stronger to help his team, and using the shit he found while looking around, did some alchemizing, figuring he should try it both ways just to make sure he didn't miss out on any SWEET LOOT:


Yo-yo || kitchen knife


yo-yo && kitchen knife


Contact lenses || smartphone


Contact lenses && smartphone


Gloves || G-Ma's diamond wedding ring


Gloves && G-Ma's diamond wedding ring


Calculator || G-Pa's antique gauntlet


Calculator && G-Pa's antique gauntlet


Sweatshirt || Goku figurine


Sweatshirt && Goku figurine


He quickly mentally apologized to his grandparents. And to Goku.
 
Wow it seems that each Sburb player alchemites stuff with a certain fandom more than others


Yo-yo || kitchen knife = Bladed Yo-Yo (25 Damage)


yo-yo && kitchen knife = Plastic Knife (2 Damage)


Contact lenses || smartphone = Prescribed Phone


Contact lenses && smartphone = Contact Phone (Can access Pesterchum, but while that happens, you cannot see the outside world)


Gloves || G-Ma's diamond wedding ring = G-Ma's diamond wedding gauntlet (5 Defense)


Gloves && G-Ma's diamond wedding ring = G-Ma's leather wedding ring (0 Defense)


Calculator || G-Pa's antique gauntlet = Algebrizer (Amazing gauntlet that can solve any math equation) (3 Defense)


Calculator && G-Pa's antique gauntlet = G-Pa's shitty trusty calculator


Sweatshirt || Goku figurine = DBZ Sweatshirt (3 Defense)


Sweatshirt && Goku figurine = Goku in NYC Figurine
 
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Wow!!! Some of this loot was ABSOLUTELY SWEET.


At least, as far as Elijah was concerned. He didn't know if any of these were particularly powerful, but relatively speaking... they were! He equipped the bladed yo-yo, the Contact Phone, G-Ma's diamond wedding gauntlet, the Algebrizer, and the DBZ Sweatshirt. With a righteous calculator on one arm and a festive diamond gauntlet on the other, he was feeling pretty confident. He placed the plastic knife, prescribed phone, and leather wedding ring on a table with a note to his grandparents, if they found this stuff. He put the shitty trusty calculator in his sylladex (one could never have just one calculator!), along with the Goku in NYC Figurine. He figured the latter would be worth muchos boondolllars one day, and he wanted to be economically wise!


Noticing that his friend had built up his house enough to reach the first gate, Elijah began ascending. Some imps (and even an ogre or two!) had begun infesting the higher levels, having climbed up from the bottom. He ran past most of them, only defeating the monsters when they were in his way. Though the grist was handy (as his alchemization and the building had drained most of his), he was impatient, and really wanted to go see his friend's world! As Elijah reached the very top and ascended through the first gate, he wondered which friend he'd be seeing.
 
ELIJAH: --------??????????????????????????????????????


Elijah was promptly knocked back on his ass, back to the highest tier of his home. What? Why couldn't he go through the gate???  He squinted up at the first gate, wondering what in the holy hell was keeping him from entering.
 
WOW what SHITTY LUCK!!!!


That imp looks like a CLUSTERFUCK and a FREAK OF NATURE


Elijah, having no gauge for the strength of this imp, figured it wouldn't be so hard to beat. After all, it was just a stupid imp! The other imps had fallen to his bladed yo-yo without much trouble! Feeling confident (if slightly annoyed), Elijah AGGRIEVED the FELORANIUM IMPZARDTRY, assuming it wouldn't pose too much of an obstacle.
 
The FELORANIUM IMPZARDTRY (HP 85, DEF 100, ATK 20) absorbs the blow without a single bit of damage. It chucks a cruxite dowel at Elijah, hitting him square in the face and knocking him down to land just behind the edge of the roof.
 
Elijah landed, and felt himself rolling off the edge of the roof. With a yelp, he clung to the edge as his body hung from it. This shitty clusterfuck imp was too strong for his sweet yo-yo???!?!?! Elijah grit his teeth. He knew the odds of him winning were MATHS percent. And that wasn't good at all. Looking down, he saw that there was a ledge beneath him that wasn't too far away. He let go, dropped down to it (which hurt his leg a little, but whatever) and began descending instead. Nova needed help! He managed to find an area clear of trash and imps and shut himself in a closet. In there, curled up in quite an uncomfortable position, he fell asleep, and awoke on Prospit.
 
Elijah woke up in his closet, ready to stick it to some filthy monsters. For whatever reason, maybe it was the voices in his head, he found himself taking one of the many blank fucking captchalogue cards that plagued his existence and input the code "1gjTK4!5" into the punch thingy, whatever that meant. He went through the process of using the lathe and placing the totem on the alchemiter, curious to see what the code would make.
 
Elijah obtains "HOPESPLOSION."


When used, you permanently have the ability to HOPESPLODE no matter what. To HOPESPLODE, you need to be god tier though.


The captchalogue cards are starting to appearify in drawers and shelves.
 
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Elijah frowned. What the fuck was a HOPESPLOSION? Sounded weird. In any case, he went around the room adding all the blank cards to his sylladex before remembering that ZC had left him a really sick diamond yo-yo, apparently. He went and found the yo-yo (it had an umbrella sticker on it... weird), then went to see what it would make when combined with his sick bladed one.


Diamond YoYo with Umbrella Sticker || Bladed YoYo


Diamond YoYo with Umbrella Sticker && Bladed YoYo
 
Diamond YoYo with Umbrella Sticker || Bladed YoYo = Bootchaser: Bottle Flip Edition (Any kind abstratus, 60 damage)


Diamond YoYo with Umbrella Sticker && Bladed YoYo = Bladed Diamond YoYo with Umbrella Sticker (60 Damage)
 
Looks like he'd gotten some really cool weapons from that alchemizing. It was hard to choose which to use for a weapon. But in the end, he decided that Bootchaser: Bottle Flip Edition would be better served..... somewhere he wouldn't have to look at it all the time, so he banished it to the bowels of his sylladex.


That was when he noticed the note behind that weird HOPESPLOSION thing. What did it say?
 
"Hey Elijah,


This is a gift to you through subconscious means. Now I know that HOPESPLOSION seems suckish, but it is actually useful af. HOPESPLOSION makes a SPHERE OF HOPE surround you that just expands, destroying much in its wake. While in HOPESPLOSION, you yell things out like "HOLY TOLEDO," "FIDDLE FADDLE," "JUMPIN JEHOSA PHAT," and more. Sounds a bit ailly, but this is powerful. If you have HOPESPLOSION...


Who knows what could happen actually.


-??"
 
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