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In which YOU KICK the CHOSEN HEROES in the FACE and make them CRY

It is SNOWMELT: the third month of the year 1000 of the ROYAL CALENDAR. As it happens, it was exactly ONE MONTH AGO that DARK EMPEROR MALEVOLUS HELTKAISER XXXVI had been IMPRISONED, due to UNNATURAL CAUSES. He also happens to be your EMPLOYER and MASTER!!!!

Your EMPLOYER & MASTER was EXPERTLY SEALED within the confines of a DIMENSIONAL VAULT, the key to which was split into FIVE DIFFERENT PARTS and scattered around the provinces of the ATHEAR KINGDOM, a rival nation to his IMPERIAL REGIME of GEHENNA.

The dark lord's POWERS have been reduced to ALMOST NOTHING and his ability to communicate has been reduced to AN OMINOUS SHADOW in a LOCKED CHAMBER that shows up only at the END OF THE EPISODE. He relies on YOU to FIND THE KEY, for which you will surely be HANDSOMELY REWARDED!!!!

Participate in an EPIC and DEATHLY SERIOUS quest to assemble the DIMENSIONAL VAULT KEY, and get rid of ANNOYING PESTS on the way there, such as the CHOSEN HEROES from ANOTHER WORLD that act as the GUARDIANS OF THE KEY and are responsible for SEALING YOUR BOSS!!!!

Operate from the FORTRESS of NEW PANDEMONIUM, where DARK EMPEROR MALEVOLUS had been sealed. Launch RAIDS, ATTACKS, DISTRACTIONS & EVEN TACTICAL NUKINGS to achieve your NEFARIOUS GOALS. INFILTRATE the enemy ranks, DISABLE strategic resources, or ASSASSINATE vexatious heroes!!!!

Keep a WATCHFUL EYE on the DARK LORD'S BELOVED AND BRATTY DAUGHTER: PRINCESS NEMESIA HELTKAISER, who will probably SABOTAGE your efforts and insist on making you as MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE for her AMUSEMENT. Nevertheless, you cannot KILL HER, as your EMPLOYER & MASTER is sure to HARSHLY PUNISH any harm that comes to her!!!!

Join EXPERT GAME MASTER (BIRDSIE) on this EPIC, COLLABORATIVE WRITING PROJECT to achieve the RESURRECTION OF THE DEMON LORD, TOTAL PURGATION & ENSLAVEMENT OF THE MORTAL RACES, and complete WORLD SUBJUGATION. Together, PLAY & INDULGE your way through WHACKY HIJINKS & NONSENSICAL SCENARIOS of the SILLIEST KIND!!!!