Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[starboy]

@Hollycrest is Jesse's Girl AND Stacey's Mom, therefore being how the cool kids say, "fine af"

 

[Hollycrest]

@Vices and Virtues Is only capable of telling half-lies, hence why the first part of his statement above is not true but the latter part is ^v^

 

[Tonstad39]

@Vices and Virtues is a Vampkin who violently murders people, but never goes to prison because it's against his identity and vampiric soul, check your privilege police.

 

[Count Gensokyo]

@Tonstad39 is TheLegend27.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@Captain Gensokyo has never actually solved an incident before.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Ternunda Hunter Asassinated Jeremy Corbyn while he was on the London Underground.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@Tonstad39 swallowed a whole bottle of ibuprofen and became a kangaroo. 

 

[Hollycrest]

@Ternunda Hunter was taught to tie their shoes by Gordon Ramsay, so every time they see a pair of laces they hear yelling echoing in their head.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Hollycrest is a truck with an unhealthy habit of drinking ethyl fuel and getting so drunk that he has issues with steering in the first three gears while swearing profanities at other cars.

 

[IctoraPost]

@Hollycrest has to go surfing in Hollywood every time there's a high tide.


@Tonstad39 is a master ninja.

 

[Hollycrest]

@IctoraPost Has a router with free unlimited internet located inside his mailbox. 

 

[Tonstad39]

@Hollycrest Is making this post even though he's been biologically dead for ten years.

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 is a mushroom cloud that has been converted into Japanese yen by a sociopathic ice-cream truck.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@IctoraPost Isn't actually mail. 

 

[Tonstad39]

@Ternunda Hunter spent New Years in the Cascade mountains looking for Bigfoot.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@Tonstad39 Drank a jug of bleach and dreamed, in the afterlife, that they were a unicorn with Michael Jackson's head attached to their butt.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Ternunda Hunter lives in a home and has a mouthful of healthy teeth irl.

 

[IctoraPost]

@Ternunda Hunter is a real hunter.


@Tonstad39 has yet again shown their ninja skills.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@Tonstad39 wasn't lying. The fool.


@IctoraPost Has a very nice mound of cash just sitting next to them on their desk.

 

[Hollycrest]

@Ternunda Hunter would go wherever you will go if he could.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Hollycrestlives in Northern Ireland and has recently gunned down an Anglican Church in Belfast as it had been planned by her fellow Ulster unionists.

 

[Hollycrest]

@Tonstad39 Claims that he lives through these posts when in fact he has been dead for sixteen long years and is instead slowly sapping the life force of the entire planet to keep himself from reincarnating into an amoeba.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Hollycrest was the one who set fire to my mother's house, causing me to die in the first place!

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

@Tonstad39 Is a totally decent dude.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Ternunda Hunter was noticed by senpai