Other Strange phrases

[Tinytiger28]

Is it just me that’ll make random, strange names and phrases for things? If not, then what are some of your strange phrases?

Some of my phrases:
Instead of “something to spice up the plot” I say “plot pepper”
Instead of “I didn’t sleep well” I say “I slept like a caffinated giraffe”
“I regret nothing” and “I regret everything” are literally my catch phrases
Sometimes I call my dog “Doggorito” “Pupperoni” and “That little fluffer”

I could go on for pages and pages with these, but I don’t really want to at the moment, so just know that I’ll probably post more later.

Edit: I’m too lazy to make a new post, so here’s some more.

Some of the hundreds of ways I say hi:
“Heyo!”
“Hola!”
“Heya!”
“Hoi.”
“Hiya.”
“Ayoo!”

 

[Winter_Wolf]

I like to say "chairs!" instead of "cheers"

This isn't just me (it's the whole family) but my nephew is hardly ever just called by his first name, but he's:

Mister [first name]
Mister
Mister Bubbles
Bubbles
Bubbs
Bubba
Bubble chubs
Bubba woo
Bubbleroo

I think the "bubble" part was because he used to blow bubbles with his mouth.

 

[Akkun no Baka]

Put it in my pooper