Ko Amatsu
Hideki Ukita
Hotaru Hagano
Hideki Ukita
Hotaru Hagano
The original sin, a cake that is said to be the bane of all mankind, so delicious, so sinfully decadent the mere scent of the cake is enough to drive a man into the throes of insanity. Many desire such a cake, but very few gain the luxury of having but a single taste, much less a mere glance of one of these diabolical epitaphs of the sin of gluttony.
Ko wanted this cake, beyond anything else in the world she wanted it, it was her new dream, her desire, she’d give up her whole warband just for a slice of that decadent pastry. Being the leader of the Kyodai, she had demanded on her most faithful right hand man to create this cake for her… But instead of bowing to her will… The man retorting with a thing most foul, horrid and merciless, the man put upon her a most terrible curse!
The curse… of being put on a diet!
Ko laid in her office, which honestly looked more like a throne room at this point, if a throne room had space for several empty kegs, three unconscious mercenaries stacked neatly in a messy pile and the woman pouting like a scorned child upon her seat. Specs had so far told all of her faithful men and women to disregard her demands for sweets, hell he even went so far as to get rid of them all a couple days before!
What kind of man does this to their favorite boss!? To a woman so beautiful as she!? This was blasphemy! Treason! A Mutiny! So mean!!! There had to be somebody, anybody who would help her in this time of need… she needed a champion! A hero! A hero to save the beautiful princess in her time of needing baked goods.
But who… who would stand up to the might of that bespectacled menace!!
Hotaru was experiencing something she hadn’t expected to encounter again for a long time.
She was bored. After escaping from the coliseum, most of the data Hotaru had expected to occupy her time with analysing had been destroyed by her own hand to prevent it being captured by the leaf, as had most of Daisuke’s medical equipment and test subjects. As for the man himself, he had been in a dark mood ever since then, after having the object of his hard work so close at hand only to be destroyed at the last second.
Consequently Hotaru found it expedient to make herself scarce, she’d taken to wondering the rest of the Yoake quarters, taking note of whoever she met and whatever she could safely stick her nose into. They were very interesting people, but didn’t usually have anything for her to do, being something of an outsider so Hotaru remained at loose ends.
Wandering down a hallway on one of her usual prowls, Hotaru found herself outside of Ko’s office and stopped. The boisterous and indomitable woman’s quarters were usually bustling with subordinates, either organizing the Kyodai’s business, or reveling in drunken excess or not uncommonly both at the same time. It was rare for it to be this quiet.
“Hello?” Hotaru said cautiously, poking her head around the doorway.
Perking up from her chair, sitting sidelong, Ko looked towards the new person entering the room with a somewhat defeated look on her face… Right up until she noticed who it was! It was Dai-dai’s little cute assistant! Oh how she wanted to just pick up that little darling and give her a big squeeze! But right now.. She didn’t feel like giving a big squeeze to anybody…
“Hotaru dear, whats brings you over here? If Daisuke wants to complain again he can try another time…” the normally boisterous woman slumped back upon her seat. “...Well? You can come in you know, not gonna bite too hard.”
“I’m not here on Daisuke’s behalf,” Hotaru, said entering the room with carefully disguised relief. For a moment there she had felt a powerful will directed at her, like the killing intent some shinobi were able to project but...warmer...hugging intent?
“You uh… look a little lethargic,” Hotaru said, as she entered the room and was able to take in Ko’s appearance, her tone shifting to one more clinical as her curiousity took over. “Pale clammy skin as well, all consistent with low blood sugar,”
Ko rose an eyebrow. “Low blood sugar!?” she suddenly sat up. How could SHE be anything less than healthy!? The might Ko Amatsu, feeling sick!? This had to be rectified immediately!! “Ah… all the sweets are gone though…” she spoke he thoughts out loud, hanging her head for a moment.. Before spotting a magazine she had been teasing her sweet tooth with earlier…
The original sin….
Hmm… Specs would never do it…
But… Perhaps he didn’t get to this little sweetie yet!!
“Hotaru~! My little cinnamon bun~! What would you say about doing a paid favor for your lovely Auntie Ko hmmmmm~?” a cat-like grin appeared upon her face as she addressed the young lady, looking like a cat who caught a mouse.
“Well there’s a lot of variables in there,” Hotaru said with a sweet, but wary smile. “What kind of payment? And for that matter, what kind of favor?”
Hideki gazed upon the small town he was coming up on in his small trip, the road had been a good long walk but he figured he may as well make usage of what little time he had before he was shipped off to work with whatever group they put together for missions.
Plus, he was on a personal mission, his final test for his newest jutsu… He figured it was about time he put his skill to work, it took some time, and some doing, and tiny bit of collateral damage, but he managed. Luckily, he wasn’t living with Takara anymore, so that hole in the wall went more or less unpunished.
At least until he got Mai to help out with it’s repair, lest a raccoon or something get through the hole and into his home… She owed him for nearly losing another tooth in their last spar, so it didn’t take much convincing.
He stared down on the town from atop of the hill the trail took him over, Okano, within this town was a library that is said to contain all the recipes for every dish known to man. Recently, there was an article about one of their most recent additions.
The original sin.
It was featured in a magazine they publish, but the recipes which is usually contained in the magazine article, was missing. He was not one to back down, as he had come to be a dab hand at creating chocolate based goods for abit of time now, call it a hobby. Some had gardening, some had experiments.
Hideki? He had chocolate.
And working out, but still.
The young man kept up his pace into the township, keeping an eye out for the library he would need to procure the recipie in some way… Walking in and asking for it probably could work, but knowing his luck he’s likely going to end up being sent on an roundabout and arbitrary and likely cause him some sort of pain by the end of this.
Standing out front of the building the young man sighed pulling his hands out of his fur lined coat to get his magazine out again.. Bets have something to help him figure this out.. It looked like a really nice devil’s food cake, but… something… Just something.. Was different.. He couldn’t tell…
“Hmm hmm, not bad! You’ve grown into it pretty well!” the familiar voice came from behind Hideki. Hotaru was standing with one hand folded across her stomach, the other propping up her chin in as she regarded him with the appraising eye of an artist taking in their latest project.
Technically it wasn’t Hotaru herself so much as it was a moth clone. Her real body was several days travel away, safe and sound with the Yoake. Testing out this technique was the main reason Hotaru had agreed to take this mission. Although she couldn’t deny that it appealed to her sweet tooth as well.
That voice… that coy teasing tone… he didn’t imagine he’d be seeing her again. The young man slowly turned around to stare at her for a moment. As a konoha ninja, he should do whatever he can to either subdue or kill this young woman… But for today, during his momentary vacation, he wasn’t about to get to work.
Plus it was Hotaru.
His favorite little entomophiliac.
“Been awhile Hotaru, When I heard you left I barely expected to see you again. Glad to see I was wrong.” the young man chuckled abit, but was still unsure of why she was here… “Don’t tell me I’m on a list, it’d suck to fight a good friend you know.”
“If it makes you feel better, it wouldn’t do you any good to fight me right now,” said Hotaru brightly, then without warning her form broke apart into a cloud of moths, that circled around and then clustered together to reform a clone.
“I'm experimenting with a new technique,” Hotaru explained, after reforming. “My body is preeety far away so knocking me off here won’t do much more than depriving one of my bosses of the cake they’re craving,”
Hotaru shrugged. “As for me, I’m with the Yoake to pursue my own vision. I’m, not loyal enough to bother hunting down people whose company I enjoy for them. They’d have the sense to send someone else if you were a target I think."
“Huh, a moth clone…” hideki looked her over. “If it’s 1:1 with yourself, your still cute as a button, good to see.” he smirked with a chuckle. “I’m out here for something similar, one of my few days off so I’m trying to test my hands out on a new recipe.” he folded his hands behind his head, leaning back a bit as he kept his eyes on her.
“Ever heard of the original sin cake?”
“Oh you,” Hotaru said playfully, punching his shoulder lightly. “As it happens, I have. One of my new acquaintances is dying to try exactly that cake which is why I’m here at all. As a scientist I naturally don’t believe in fate, but I do know an opportunity when I see one,”
“Heh, call me abit of a romantic for believing in it.” the young man laughed abit, wondering just how many moths exactly were contained in that body of hers… Would… Would she know?
….
It’s Hotaru, of course she knows.
“So, if I get what you’re saying… You’re proposing we work together on this huh? Well, my only goal is to actually make the cake, the cake itself is… Well… I’ve had my fill of eating chocolate, but it’s far too fun to not keep making it you know.” he took a moment to pace abit around his friend.
“...So.. side note… How many moths does it take to make that clone… Must be a few… Don’t tell me you were gonna bake with a moth clone, kinda unsanitary you think?”
“As little as 27, as many as 732 and 217 on this particular occasion.” Hotaru said and then took on a posture of mock indignation, her hand on her chest. “You should be very careful about calling a lady unsanitary Hideki, I would have thought you of all people would know that. In any case, as with any clone there’s a layer of more or less pure chakra surrounding the medium, which would be the moths in this case. Simply by dispersing and rematerialisation I can divest the clone of any dirt or even bacteria it might be carrying. I’m likely to be a fair bit cleaner than you yourself mister!”
“Hey it’s fair I ask.” the young man shrugged. “...Though still that's really cool…” he admitted, moth clones were cool. “Well, that said, the recipe should be inside the building here. After that we’ll need to gather ingredients… I’m not really certain what type of ingredients were in for beyond the standard devil’s food cake stuff, but… Well… You know these things go right?
No way this is gonna be easy.”
The library was an unassuming, wooden building, not even the largest in the sleepy little village. In fact it seemed too small to house the legendary collection of recipes said to reside there.
“Most of the texts will be housed underground, its easier to regulate the temperature and humidity that way, preserves the older documents better,” Hotaru explained her expression eager as the approached the building. “Ugh I can’t wait to get inside! Who knows what kind of juicy, culinary secrets they have in there?”
“Oh y’wont be gettin into th’libry today,” the voice, old and rustic came from the porch of one of the houses where an elderly man was relaxing in a rocking chair. “Whole building’s on lockdown. After some article on one of the recipes came out the chief librarian got to thinking thieves might come after it and kicked everyone out,”
Hideki scratched behind his head with a sigh “Figures nothing comes easy… Where is the librarian? Any way to contact them? We do need to see a recipe.” Hideki explained to the old guy who seemingly had an accent but then seemed to drop it after abit of speaking, frog in his throat?
Weird, he can’t remember the last time he's heard an accent… Its like there was only one way to speak… Like writing on a page…
“E’s locked ‘imself into yon’ office ‘hind th’library,” replied the old man, sensing Hideki’s suspicion and doubling down on his strange accent. “Won’t see nobody lessen they have a prior appointment though. On account of ‘is suspicion of thieves and suchlike,”
“Well he sounds great,” Hotaru cut in brightly. “Can’t wait to meet him, thank you so much for your help,” she said, taking Hideki by the elbow and leading him away. “I can’t believe that guy tried to lower our guard with a rural accent, he must have thought we were city slickers! Who did he think he was going to fool with such an obviously fake accent?” Hotaru sighed. “Anyway we should totally skip talking to this guy and break in,”
“Its kinda sad in a way… Does he think that accent makes him sound more wise or… Mysterious? But yea, we should, kinda way to damn convienient for this library to shut it’self down for one damn recipie…” the young man sighed, this really was becoming a bother.
But he had to put prideful stand to the test damn it!
“So, given the fact you said it, I think you have a plan already… Or atleast are formulating one… hell at this point i’m expecting this old guy to be the librarian….” The young man eyed the man for a second, looking very suspicious of the man…
“Mmm I was just gonna dematerialize and find a gap my mothes can fit in through,” Hotaru said. ‘The place needs to be temperature controlled so there’s bound to be a vent or something. We’ll split up and meet back up inside!”
Hideki nodded and rounded a corner, eyeing the area around him he dug his way into the ground, leaving Hotaru to tend to her own entrance.
The inside of the library was spotless of dust, at least before Hideki had made a hole in the floorboards, which he covered up with the conveniently sized pot of a nearby plant. He took a moment to gaze around the inside from what he could see, rows and rows of books… Cooking with lizards, the survivalist’s cookbook, Romance, the kitchen and you… Heh he remembers reading that one.
And bothering Yuuki by reciting some of it’s super cheesy passages.
He now wondered where his lovely little moth friend was…
“Sorry their ventilation system ended up being a bit more complicated than I thought,” Hotaru said, moments after a cloud of moths coalesced next to Hideki. “I’m still getting used to performing more delicate maneuvers in cloud form but anyway-” Hotaru glanced looks like we’re in the right section at least, now we just need to figure out what this recipe is filed under? Did that article mention the title of an actual book?”
“Apparently it’s a small text, sinful delights, I know, stupid title, but that's what we’re after.” he noted as he looked over another set of books. “It’s either on display or put in alphabetical order…” he stated with apt interest. “...yea know… We’re kinda proving the librarian’s paranoia right here…”
“Hey we’re not gonna steal anything, we can just copy down the recipe and leave the book as we left it,” Hotaru said indignantly, moving over to the S section. “Libraries are for the dissemination of knowledge, not to keep stuff locked up like a vault. He’s the one who’s forgotten the true nature of his calli- oh is this it? Sinful Delights- hmm,”
Sure enough Hotaru was pointing out a small, black book, occult symbols and pictures of desserts embossed on its cover. The book looked old so before picking it up Hotaru put on a pair of velvet gloves she had borrowed from the first floor.
“Let me see… Eldritch Eclairs… Tiramisu of terror...What’s terrifying about- nevermind here we go, ‘The Orginal Sin’! Lemme see...”
Hotaru scanned quickly through the recipe.
“Most of this stuff is about what you’d expect… Flour, eggs, lots of sugar and butter.. It does specify that everything should be high quality… Wait, three of these sound a little tricky; ‘gold cocoa from the land of cocoa, extract from the vanilla orchids of land of jungles and mayonnaise from the Mount Hohoku monastery…”
Hideki shivered at the sound of the word mayonnaise. “Ugh… hate that crap… I get why people like it but… Mayo just kinda sucks…” the young man sighed, if the recipe called for it, it called for it. Didn’t mean he had to like it…
“We can get most high quality stuff from… Here I guess, town is known for it’s quality ingredients but that cocoa and mayo.” He shuddered “will be tricky… But it seems we have abit of a trip ahead of us..” He sized up Hotaru and smirked.
“Up for a trip? Last time went pretty well, though I doubt we’ll be breaking into a slavery ring again this time.”
“We’ve come this far haven’t we?” Hotaru said with a wink. “There’s no way I’m backing out before I get a taste of this thing!”