Science SCIENTOLOGY IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION

[Doktor Jivaneanof]

PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR L RON HUBBARD. XENU BLESS YOU ALL.

 

[Foolish Ghoul]

My dad and mom were scientologists. My dad isn't anymore, he's married to a Christian woman now, but my mom still is. As weird as scientology is I can tell you it's just about as dumb and fundamentally flawed as any other religion. There's really nothing special about it.

 

[The Gunrunner]

Heretics. Heretics! HERETIIIIIIIICS!!!

ALL HAAAIL TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, MAY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES TOUCH US ALL! RAMEN!

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

"Now what could that wild party be?"

*Puts on binoculars*

"It looks like a religious debate in the corn field a few fields over. Now, please stay inside, children, and don't let in anyone in or accept spaghetti from strangers."

 

[Imperator_tenebrae]

 

[Lindah]

#technocracy