TV & Film Rick-a-thon 2016 (Rick & Morty)

[Deadkool]

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In preparation for the newest season of Rick & Morty I'm gonna be doing a few things I think you might enjoy. If you're interested in a particular one, let me know below. -Write some fanfiction. Oddly enough, I've never actually written fanfiction. I've certainly been in fandom RPs, but never fanfiction. I've had a few ideas such as Morty grown up either fighting the Feds or just seeing the universe or Rick in his younger years doing the same. -Rick's Rap Sheet I will (with great joy) catalog every crime Rick perpetrates or references in both seasons and list it here for your consumption. Oooooh this should be fun. -The Grand History of the Universe Now, obviously the universe had seem history. With all the groups and civilizations around there's little doubt it's all been going on for quite a long while. I'd like to speculate and analyze the show to try to put a rough date on everything. </p>


<div style="text-align:center;"><p><img src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/692/530/7f5.gif&key=aa3bb3fc2caffce540f08efad30dc14f1be3a06bb8c735bcee420c0c089d0295" class="ipsImage" alt="7f5.gif" /><em>Pilot</em></p></div>


<p> <em>-</em>Driving Under Influence -Truancy -Homicide -Unregulated interdimensional travel -Unregulated interdimensional travel (second count) -Smuggling -Possesion -Assaulting an officer -Homicide (second count) -Officer homicide -Officer homicide (second count) -Manslaughter -Vandalism -Manslaugher (second count) -Vandalism (second count) -Manslaughter (third count) -Theft -Officer homicide (third count) -Homicide (third count) -Officer homicide (fourth count) -Office homicide (fifth count) -Unregulated interdimensional travel -Vandalism (third count) </p>


<div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Lawnmower Dog</em></p></div>


<p> -Animal Abuse -Breaking an entering -Kidnapping -Trespassing -Terrorism -Unlawful use of a firearm -Assault -Kidnapping (second count) -Trespassing (second count) -Sexual hangups in the pleasure chamber -Trespassing (third count) -Trespassing (fourth count) -Breaking an entering (second count) -Trespassing (fifth count) -Assault (second count) -Assault (third count) -Assault (fourth count) -Assault (fifth count) -Vandalism -Trespassing (sixth count) -Assault (sixth count)


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[Arvios]

The second one sounds like a fun read through, but I have a feeling that you'll probably end up with an essay's worth of material to arm an angry parent on why Rick and Morty should be boycotted. Also, did you see the video that was circulating about the theory behind the multiverses? It's pretty neat. (Still posting it in case someone else hasn't bwahaha)


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[Deadkool]

That's the pilot

 

[Deadkool]

Also, I just realized. If Ricks need a Morty to mask genius waves, how did Rick get on before he moved in with Beth?

 

[Tronethiel]

*head explodes* I'm glad someone else loves Rick and Morty. Wonderful.

 

[Deadkool]

Gonna be doing episode 2 today. Say, would any of you be interested in a 1x1?

 

[Deadkool]

Alrighty, I was taking a long drive (16 hrs.) and decided to write on the way. I don't usually write narratives so I hope it's alright


Chronicles of Rickick


The inventive, eccentric, and unusually sober scientist, Rick Sanchez C-137 was currently being tortured by a Federation prick. B*tch told him her name at some point, but the pain had mostly drowned out recent memories. Did it starts with an ‘m’?


These thoughts were interrupted without warning seconds later when a federation-issue defraculator was shoved into his side. It shook his whole being. Nothing new. Rick Sanchez C-137 spit out seem blood. It was day 9 of his incarceration and these bastards hadn't gotten anything out of him yet.


He usually focused on memories to block out the pain. Who he was doing this for. His grandkids, his daughter, f*ck, Jerry even. F*ck! It was pushed into his side once again. “Mr. Sanchez, you are aware why you are here. Half a lifespan of terrorism, theft, and vandalism certainly has deserved you this punishment.”


Rick’s gaze drifted to the side for a moment while he recalled his life. He regretted few decisions and none of them involved sticking it out those Federation F*cks. Rick scraped together the intelligence and suave he had after the hourly beatings and spoke in a self-confident drawl.


“You don't get it yet? Alright, I'll sp-spell it out for you. You bug-eyed overlords weren't content to look over your own pile of -- pile of shit planet so you had the great idea to go all around the universe whipping every planet you came across into submission that had the smallest idea that bending over and puckering up to your scaly asses and handing the f*cking keys to the universe over to the d*ckwads with the biggest guns wasn't the best idea.”


The torturer in question let up a bit of a smile before shattering a few of Rick’s ribs knocking him out cold.


His subconscious darted to his memories. The year 1976, Rick Sanchez was 23 years old, high out of his mind, and building his very first faster-than-light spaceship. He'd gotten the idea from a college buddy from New Jersey who he was currently living with. The math worked and after a month of work, Rick had a -mostly- working intergalactic vessel. After a last calibration, Rick pulled the ship out of his garage a few miles from the Backupsmore campus . He pulled open the door and hit the ignition.


The ship immediately let out a screech that would've made someone swear a plumbus was being made in the engine. Even so, it was gaining speed and in seconds the ship had pulled off the ground and rapidly ascended into the atmosphere. Rick rolled down the window and shouted with all the vigor of a high genius college dropout “YEAH! Suck--suck it, NASA!” The ship the rapidly accelerated East. That was the last time Rick would set foot on Earth for another decade.


Alright. That's it. I'm feel least confident in capturing the way Rick speaks so give me some feedback if you feel like it. Thanks