General
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General, generally fit for duty. Escaped from behind enemy lines, using what is known in the business as a "real name." This soldier is known for their attentiveness to rank, that one time he blew up a civilian's inbox, and fraternization with so-called partners. I believe this unit is ready to be commission the task of assaulting boredom in mankind's last stand; all that stands between destruction and salvation, the press of a single button. "Boom, boom," said the president. What will the General do now? Tune in next time to see the General spell the doom of the far-chicken wing rhetoric. Is it pink slime, or a benevolent alien parasite? Only the consumer should be the judge.