Rein me in, here. I went mad a while back.

[Jeppe]

One scene I'd kill to see, is when the celestial lions approach the the Unconquered Sun, Luna, and the Maidens, and tell them that Heaven has been breached. The ensuing battle when you get to see the Unconquered Sun, not to mention the others, show their true strength is almost to intense to imagine...


Jeppe

 

[Persell]

Well, they might also just be too hooked on the Games to do anything else. "Breached? What? No shit!? Well... go do something about it then! You're the guard lion... thing. I just have to finish this round... (trails off)"

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Pretty much >.>

 

[Balathustrius]

"Heaven's been breached?" *coughs*


(at this point the deathlords and their armies would be piles of fine ash blowing in the wind)

 

[lowguppy]

You broke my canon, you bastard!


-S

Fuck Canon! Fuck it I say!


Now, if he broke your cannon, that'd be another story, that's something to have a slobberknocker over.

 

[Solfi]

"slobberknocker"??

 

[lowguppy]

Its a hard term to define, but you know one when you see one.

 

[Flagg]

Is that at all akin to "cobknobbler"?


-S

 

[lowguppy]

Only if your definition of cocknobbler is much much different from mine.


It generally refers to an all out, often drunken, brawl carried out with complete reckless abandon.

 

[Flagg]

Only if your definition of cocknobbler is much much different from mine.

I didn't say "cocknobbler".


-S

 

[Solfi]

Only if your definition of cocknobbler is much much different from mine.

Freudian slip anyone?

 

[Vanman]

"slobberknocker"??

LG revealed his wrestling fandom with that one. It's a term used quite often by JR in the WWE. In fact, it's a term that was used pretty much every show. And he has the gist of the word right....

 

[Hanat-Osul]

While I'm overjoyed to see this thread bumped back into relevance, the fact that the conversation's turned to wrestling makes me want to kill it.  With a hammer.


SERIOUSLY:  I appreciate all the thoughts everyone's contributed to this story idea.  CW and I will mine this thread for inspiration when we co-write this campaign.


Mille grazi, as my Italian ancestors might say.  You all provided some great ideas & insights.

 

[lowguppy]

I didn't say "cocknobbler".


-S

You're a cocknobbler!


I actually don't watch wrestling, I heard it from a friend and liked it.


And for the record, I don't nobble cocks either.

 

[Gtroc]

profesional Wrestling is softcore gay porn. I mean, a bunch of half naked men sweating, grunting, and groping each other...gay!

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

*weeps for the broken cannon* Whyyyyyyy!?!

 

[lowguppy]

Oh, you asked for it...


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

*dies* Ahh, I shall never tire of that I think ^^; I should make a Deathlord in the image of Kahn.

 

[Hanat-Osul]

I'd just like to state on record that I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH OR ANY INTEREST IN this thread's descent into repressed homosexuality.  Not that there's anything wrong with that; I was just talking about ideas for an Exalted story.  If you guys want to talk about wrestling and penises, feel free to do so.


ELSEWHERE.


As for wrestling, I think Spider said it best: "Wrestling is phallocentric soap opera for cultural retards and intellectually lazy intelligent people who get off on cultural slumming!"

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

>.>; Eloquent way to put it Hanat.

 

[Hanat-Osul]

That quote belongs to Warren Ellis and Transmetropolitan.  Which everyone, by the by, should read.  AT GUNPOINT.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Ahhh reading by gunpoint. Such a time honored tradition. At least in the Russian states.

 

[Vanman]

Didn't Abe Lincoln learn by reading by gunpoint?

 

[Jakk Bey]

Yes, it was so important that it was the last thing to go through his mind...

 

[Gtroc]

Yes, it was so important that it was the last thing to go through his mind...

Funny, Really Funny. I have to say that is a great pun, and that cannot be said often. :lol: