Put this in your signature if...

[kibou]

Hello all.


If you just absolutely go bananas over how trees convert CO2 into breathable air, put this in your signature!

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Plants are incredible! We all really appreciate how you make human existence a possibility. Without you, we'd be nothing except rotting bones and maggoty flesh.


So to show how grateful you are to our leafy (or piney, I won't discriminate) friends and saviors, say "Thanks, trees!" and right-click that image to copy and pasta that uniform resource locator!


Trees also let us chop down their brethren and burn their corpses. What a cool gift to us! They don't even mind that we make houses out of their soulless carcasses!


Plants are just such bros.

 

[Pine]

We really appreciate your support.


This sacrifice gift pleases us.

 

[kibou]

Woah! A real-live plant. I'm really proud that you approve of my endeavors to share how cool trees are and garner support and just one large, big, thank-you to you all.


You're pretty seriously perfect, pine plant!

 

[izayoiix]

I thought you were a ghost....ghost's need air?....and houses made of trees(or pines)?

 

[kibou]

Listen! Ghosts make ghost houses out of ghost trees and breathe in ghost air! Thank you for your question, I'm always happy to educate people on ghost society!


Sometimes, we even build ghoster coasters out of ghost wood. It's really fun!


Ghost trees are made when not-ghost trees die. It's the tree cycle. Thank you trees and thank you humans for chopping them down, so us ghosts can have ghost trees too!

 

[izayoiix]

Wow....that's amazing! This Fox thanks you for the lesson in Ghost Society! Go Trees!

 

[kibou]

You're welcome! And yes, go trees!


Please consider adding the thank-you to your signature so that together we can spread the word!

 

[Makise Kurisu]

But plants couldn't survive without us. They should Thank us too

 

[Pine]

*SNORTS*


We don't need humans.


Where did you get that outlandish idea from?

 

[izayoiix]

Do plants need animals such as foxes?


/tilts head

 

[Pine]

Well, foxes are a lot more kind to us.


You know, I'm pretTY DANG SURE FOXES DON'T THINK ABOUT CAUSING DEFORESTATION.

 

[Makise Kurisu]

True, but you still rely on us for carbon dioxide

 

[Pine]

Ehhhhhh.


If there were less humans, there would be more animals not cutting us down that could fill in that cap in CO2.

 

[izayoiix]

Yay~ Infiniti doesn't have to leave Pine! ^.^

 

[Hunnyhelp]

[QUOTE="Makise Kurisu]True, but you still rely on us for carbon dioxide

[/QUOTE]
Trees were perfectly fine without humans for thousands of years.

 

[Sunbather]

Well, foxes are a lot more kind to us.
You know, I'm pretTY DANG SURE FOXES DON'T THINK ABOUT CAUSING DEFORESTATION.

How do you know that. I mean, who even knows what the fox says?

 

[Mordecai]

How do you know that. I mean, who even knows what the fox says?

The fox says: It's morning where the F is my cup of tea?


Mystery solved.