Humor Opinions on Goose ID

[ColdEmergency]

Hello! I was wondering if I could get an honest opinion about my passport photo? I was thinking this one.

Spoiler: Passport Photo

What do you think?​

 

[FloofWhispers]

Um...classy(?)

 

[ColdEmergency]

I thought so too! It captures my good side.

 

[Ren126]

Really captures your soulless eyes

 

[ColdEmergency]

Really captures your soulless eyes

Oh stop it *Goose blush*

 

[Ren126]

Lol I actually have a scar about 3 inches long on my arm from a goose

 

[ColdEmergency]

Lol I actually have a scar about 3 inches long on my arm from a goose

Oh noooooooo, that's terrible!! muaahahahahahahaa

 

[Ren126]

It’s from a baby goose too actually, he gave it to me by accident. I was going to put him back in his pen because I had to go to work and I actually smacked his butt with the gate. He jumped out of my arms and in my scrambling to catch him he scratched the crap out of my arm.

 

[ColdEmergency]

It’s from a baby goose too actually, he gave it to me by accident. I was going to put him back in his pen because I had to go to work and I actually smacked his butt with the gate. He jumped out of my arms and in my scrambling to catch him he scratched the crap out of my arm.

Awwwwww. Poor baby. That’s like accidentally stepping on your cat or dogs tail. Feels bad man

 

[Ren126]

I think I spooked him more then anything if it makes you feel any better

 

[ColdEmergency]

I think I spooked him more then anything if it makes you feel any better

On behalf of Goose-kind, we forgive you.

 

[Ren126]

But I’m the one that bled

 

[ColdEmergency]

But I’m the one that bled

Don’t fuck wit geese man

 

[Ren126]

Definitely, there is nothing natural about a bird with teeth

 

[crumbelivable]

Bold statement, putting your mugshot on your passport.

 

[Dere-chan]

I like it! It captivates your Genocider Syo tongue! (here's a reference image in case you don't know what Danganronpa is):