One Sentence.

[Yin Valentine]

A player can join at any time, as long as they read the previous story before them!


In this game, we go around in a circle, each of us saying one sentence contributing to a story!


But only one.


After we choose an order for the players to speak in, we... yeah, you get it.

 

[Ballerina]

He woke up in a bathtub full of ice, his kidney was stolen and he didn't have much time to live.

 

[Yin Valentine]

A young brunette in his late twenties hovered over him with a camera and whispered into the man's ear: "It's just a prank, bro."

 

[DemonKitten]

A cat just sat in the nearby window watching a man carry away the guy's kidney.

 

[magnadeus]

The cat was poised to steal the kidney and eat it.

 

[Yin Valentine]

The kidney was beginning to look very.. very.. delicious.

 

[magnadeus]

The cat pounced at the kidney, paws extended.

 

[Yin Valentine]

After successfully stealing the kidney, the cat ran away as fast as its little legs could manage, hopping out of the third story window and gone, into the dead of night.

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Mistress Surchi]After successfully stealing the kidney, the cat ran away as fast as its little legs could manage, hopping out of the third story window and gone, into the dead of night.

[/QUOTE]
The cat's original intent of eating the kidney faded away as a large creature loomed over.

 

[Yin Valentine]

A hound, a shadow in the day, a spark of oblivion in the night, stared into its eyes with a fierce gleam in its own.

 

[Yin Valentine]

(Sorry, read that wrong.)

 

[magnadeus]

The cat knew exactly how to erase the dog from existence.

 

[Yin Valentine]

Dropping the kidney into the grass next to it for later, the cat's eyes began to glow; the ground would begin to shake.

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Mistress Surchi]Dropping the kidney into the grass next to it for later, the cat's eyes began to glow; the ground would begin to shake.

[/QUOTE]
The cat screeched in demonic tongue,and an arm rose up from the glowing orange pentagram in the ground and grabbed the dog.


(WELL.)

 

[Yin Valentine]

The cat accidentally farted whilst doing this chant, breaking its focus and ending the terror, returning it back to a normal-looking kitty.

 

[magnadeus]

(yeah i'm not sleeping tonight)


The dog ran away, its eyes opened to the dark majjyks.

 

[Yin Valentine]

(Teehee)


The cat yawned and grabbed its kidney from the grass, wishing it could just go back to Hell from which it came.

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Mistress Surchi](Teehee)
The cat yawned and grabbed its kidney from the grass, wishing it could just go back to Hell from which it came.

[/QUOTE]
The cat, meowing in distress, came across a quite convenient book: HOW 2 GO 2 HELL

 

[Yin Valentine]

I lol'd.)


And to Hell it went.

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Mistress Surchi]I lol'd.)
And to Hell it went.

[/QUOTE]
The cat found itself in the presence of Satan, and he bellowed "GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS YOUR SEVENTH LIFE!"

 

[Yin Valentine]

The cat croaked before trying to explain itself.

 

[magnadeus]

Satan had had enough and threw the cat up through 7 layers of hell, while yelling "GO TO HEAVEN NEXT TIME."

 

[Yin Valentine]

It moaned and flopped around; defeated, it looked around to find itself back on Earth.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

That cat stretched, looking over the city, when something caught its eye...

 

[Grimmlock]

The cat saw a flying squirrel, zip passed its head...