Mrs. Polemos

[Snickersnack]

MRS. POLEMOS





"Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To her was given a large sword."

There is always something odd about that nice old lady that lives at the end of the street, isn't it? The one that inhabits that dusty old house and makes excellent biscuits, and usually helps out with those community parties. The one that knits those scarves in red.


The old lady whose house the mailman was last seen at. The one that's so terribly good with children, but her only family are three brothers she hasn't seen in a while. The one that drives that red vintage mustang. The one that keeps literal skeletons in the closet, and a assault rifle under her bed.


But please, do not worry.


Mrs. Polemos is enjoying her holidays.


For now, anyways.

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• It is well that War is so Terrible
• Or we Should Grow too Fond of It

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  NAME: Mrs Polemos
  
  GENDER: Female

  Spoiler

  AGE: Eternal.
  
  RACE: Anthropomorfic Personification

  OCCUPATION: Oh, she's enjoying her retirement. Used to be a war journalist, a judge, an activist, a war correspondent...
  
  NO, HER REAL OCCUPATION: Come on, now...
  
  FACE CLAIM: Dame Maggie Smith.
  
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  The Tropes
  
  
  Names to Run Away Really Fast: Polemos, if you speak ancient Greek.
  
  
  Little Old Lady Investigates: Zigzagged. And how.
  
  
  Cool Old Lady.
  
  
  Murder Is the Best Solution: Polemos is quite trigger happy. (Normally played for laughs. Normally.)
  
  
  Never Mess with Granny.
  
  
  Evil Redhead: When she changes into her younger, and far more destructive, appearance.
  
  
  Evil Old Folks: We-ell, er...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
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  Spoiler

  Horsewoman of the Apocalypse. Polemos does have three siblings, although they only last officially met in 1939. She keeps in touch, though.
  
  Anthropomorphic Personification : Of War, of course.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
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[Smile]

She's the actress whom I like but won't wish to meet. She's too much enough on the other side of the screen.