Snickersnack
Master of Lurk Fu
MRS. POLEMOS
"Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To her was given a large sword."
There is always something odd about that nice old lady that lives at the end of the street, isn't it? The one that inhabits that dusty old house and makes excellent biscuits, and usually helps out with those community parties. The one that knits those scarves in red.
The old lady whose house the mailman was last seen at. The one that's so terribly good with children, but her only family are three brothers she hasn't seen in a while. The one that drives that red vintage mustang. The one that keeps literal skeletons in the closet, and a assault rifle under her bed.
But please, do not worry.
Mrs. Polemos is enjoying her holidays.
For now, anyways.
NAME: Mrs Polemos
GENDER: FemaleAGE: Eternal.
RACE: Anthropomorfic Personification
NO, HER REAL OCCUPATION: Come on, now...
FACE CLAIM: Dame Maggie Smith.
The Tropes
Names to Run Away Really Fast: Polemos, if you speak ancient Greek.
Little Old Lady Investigates: Zigzagged. And how.
Cool Old Lady.
Murder Is the Best Solution: Polemos is quite trigger happy. (Normally played for laughs. Normally.)
Never Mess with Granny.
Evil Redhead: When she changes into her younger, and far more destructive, appearance.
Evil Old Folks: We-ell, er...
Horsewoman of the Apocalypse. Polemos does have three siblings, although they only last officially met in 1939. She keeps in touch, though.
Anthropomorphic Personification : Of War, of course.