AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
General Skunkape (Sam and Max) was driving a young Caucasian human male named Ernie Keaton in a limousine to the Doniahal, a sports complex somewhere in the Netherlands. Ernie was going to compete in a Monopoly tournament there on invite of the owners of the Doniahal. As the limousine pulled up to the Doniahal, General Skunkape looked up from his newspaper. "Good luck, human." He told Ernie as another gorilla opened the door of the limousine, allowing him to get out.
Ernie had a brown cowlick haircut and pale green eyes along with a clean shaven face, and he wore a dark brown jacket with tan buff pants and dark brown shoes, making him look rather fancy while still dressing casually. It honestly was a bit awkward being driven to a Monopoly tournament by an alien warlord but Ernie did his best to act casual about it. After being wished good luck, he got out of the limousine as fast as he could without seeming rude and nodded to the gorilla that opened the door. "Thanks."
He then proceeded to walk inside the Doniahal, and saw a woman working the ticket stand of the Doniahal. "Oh, hello. Are you here for the Monopoly tournament in the café? It's on your left, straight down the hall." The ticket stand worker told Ernie. As Ernie went to head to the playroom, he suddenly saw a man being flung out of the nearby restrooms, and Brock Samson (The Venture Brothers) proceeded to walk out of the restrooms as well.
"Good game, let's do it again sometime." Brock spoke to the man he just flung out of the restrooms and lit up a cigarette before turning to Ernie. "Oh, hey. You here for the Monopoly tournament as well?" Brock asked Ernie.
"Yes, I am." Ernie replied. He was honestly a bit startled by the sight of Brock throwing a man out of the restrooms, but he once again did his best to act casual about it.
"Alright, I'll lead you in." Brock replied back as he began to lead Ernie towards the playroom. "The name's Samson. Brock Samson. What about yours?" He asked Ernie on the way to the playroom.
"Keaton. Ernie Keaton." Ernie told him.
"Ah, cool. I'm a regular at this place, so I know it like the back of my hand." Brock explained before him and Ernie arrived at the playroom, where AlexneushoornTheGreat was waiting. AlexneushoornTheGreat was a gray rhinoceros with blue eyes who wore a brown suit and white gloves.
"Ah, Brock! I lost track of you there for a moment! And you've brought Ernie! Splendid!" AlexneushoornTheGreat beamed as he began to lead Ernie and Brock further into the playroom. "On behalf of the owners of the Doniahal, I cannot begin to express how great it is to have you here for a night of high stakes Monopoly!" AlexneushoornTheGreat told you.
"Speaking of high stakes, things may have gotten stabby in the men's dressing room." Brock then chimed in.
"Brock! I once again remind you that the Doniahal is not your personal abattoir!" AlexneushoornTheGreat scolded Brock.
"Yeah, yeah. Just send the cleaning bill to Venture Industries." Brock replied to him.
"That's what you said the last time..." AlexneushoornTheGreat sighed before turning back to Ernie. "Anyway...My name is AlexneushoornTheGreat, and I'm going to be your host for this Monopoly tournament! I hope you're looking forward to this tournament just as much as I am!"
"It's an honor to be here." Ernie kindly smiled at the host, feeling weirded out by the fact that he was conversing with a talking rhino. Suddenly, they heard squeaking from a nearby chair as the group turned to look at Peter Griffin (Family Guy) sitting in one of the chairs.
"Gosh, Alex! These chairs are amazing! It's like my buttocks are being held up by tiny velvet angels!" Peter told AlexneushoornTheGreat as his talking pet dog, Brian proceeded to plop down into one of the other chairs.
"He's right, sir. These chairs are mighty comfy." Brian agreed with a smile.
"I'm afraid there's no room at the table for your plus-one, Peter..." AlexneushoornTheGreat spoke with a hint of regret in his voice.
"That's okay, Brian will have his own fun." Peter assured him.
"Yeah, I'll just be sitting over there." Brian chimed in as he walked over to a nearby booth and sat down in it.
"So when are we gonna get this game started?" Brock then asked.
"As soon as our final two competitors have arrived." AlexneushoornTheGreat replied as the group turned to the entrance of the café to see Berri (Conker's Bad Fur Day) standing in the doorway.
"Hi, everyone! I'm so glad I could be here for tonight's tournament!" Berri waved at the group before walking over to the table. "I really have to say that I like the look of this café! It's like throwing Boardwalk and Silence of the Lambs together in a blender!" Berri added as she sat down at the table, with Brock and Ernie sitting down as well.
"Alright, almost everyone is here! I just wish that our final competitor would've been here by now, but it seems we'll be one short for tonight..." AlexneushoornTheGreat remarked before they suddenly heard thumping sounds coming from outside, and the group turned to look at a nearby window as someone was flung through it, after which a monster's roar could be heard. The final competitor, Sceptile (Pokémon) then stood up and walked over to the table, sitting down.
"...Deal me in." Sceptile simply said.
"Alright, everything seems in order. The money has been handed out. The properties are up for sale. Let the tournament begin!" AlexneushoornTheGreat announced.
"May the best man or woman win." Ernie smiled at his opponents.
From left to right, Ernie's opponents were Brock, Berri, Peter and Sceptile. "Good luck tonight, kid. You're gonna need it." Brock told Ernie.
Berri giggled. "I wish you luck too, if you know what I mean, sugar~." She winked at Ernie.
"This should be a very fun game night!" Peter cheered.
"Thank you, human. I wish you the best of luck in tonight's tournament as well." Sceptile nodded to Ernie.
Ernie (Car): $1500
Brock (Battleship): $1500
Berri (Boot): $1500
Peter (Iron): $1500
Sceptile (Top Hat): $1500
Ernie had a brown cowlick haircut and pale green eyes along with a clean shaven face, and he wore a dark brown jacket with tan buff pants and dark brown shoes, making him look rather fancy while still dressing casually. It honestly was a bit awkward being driven to a Monopoly tournament by an alien warlord but Ernie did his best to act casual about it. After being wished good luck, he got out of the limousine as fast as he could without seeming rude and nodded to the gorilla that opened the door. "Thanks."
He then proceeded to walk inside the Doniahal, and saw a woman working the ticket stand of the Doniahal. "Oh, hello. Are you here for the Monopoly tournament in the café? It's on your left, straight down the hall." The ticket stand worker told Ernie. As Ernie went to head to the playroom, he suddenly saw a man being flung out of the nearby restrooms, and Brock Samson (The Venture Brothers) proceeded to walk out of the restrooms as well.
"Good game, let's do it again sometime." Brock spoke to the man he just flung out of the restrooms and lit up a cigarette before turning to Ernie. "Oh, hey. You here for the Monopoly tournament as well?" Brock asked Ernie.
"Yes, I am." Ernie replied. He was honestly a bit startled by the sight of Brock throwing a man out of the restrooms, but he once again did his best to act casual about it.
"Alright, I'll lead you in." Brock replied back as he began to lead Ernie towards the playroom. "The name's Samson. Brock Samson. What about yours?" He asked Ernie on the way to the playroom.
"Keaton. Ernie Keaton." Ernie told him.
"Ah, cool. I'm a regular at this place, so I know it like the back of my hand." Brock explained before him and Ernie arrived at the playroom, where AlexneushoornTheGreat was waiting. AlexneushoornTheGreat was a gray rhinoceros with blue eyes who wore a brown suit and white gloves.
"Ah, Brock! I lost track of you there for a moment! And you've brought Ernie! Splendid!" AlexneushoornTheGreat beamed as he began to lead Ernie and Brock further into the playroom. "On behalf of the owners of the Doniahal, I cannot begin to express how great it is to have you here for a night of high stakes Monopoly!" AlexneushoornTheGreat told you.
"Speaking of high stakes, things may have gotten stabby in the men's dressing room." Brock then chimed in.
"Brock! I once again remind you that the Doniahal is not your personal abattoir!" AlexneushoornTheGreat scolded Brock.
"Yeah, yeah. Just send the cleaning bill to Venture Industries." Brock replied to him.
"That's what you said the last time..." AlexneushoornTheGreat sighed before turning back to Ernie. "Anyway...My name is AlexneushoornTheGreat, and I'm going to be your host for this Monopoly tournament! I hope you're looking forward to this tournament just as much as I am!"
"It's an honor to be here." Ernie kindly smiled at the host, feeling weirded out by the fact that he was conversing with a talking rhino. Suddenly, they heard squeaking from a nearby chair as the group turned to look at Peter Griffin (Family Guy) sitting in one of the chairs.
"Gosh, Alex! These chairs are amazing! It's like my buttocks are being held up by tiny velvet angels!" Peter told AlexneushoornTheGreat as his talking pet dog, Brian proceeded to plop down into one of the other chairs.
"He's right, sir. These chairs are mighty comfy." Brian agreed with a smile.
"I'm afraid there's no room at the table for your plus-one, Peter..." AlexneushoornTheGreat spoke with a hint of regret in his voice.
"That's okay, Brian will have his own fun." Peter assured him.
"Yeah, I'll just be sitting over there." Brian chimed in as he walked over to a nearby booth and sat down in it.
"So when are we gonna get this game started?" Brock then asked.
"As soon as our final two competitors have arrived." AlexneushoornTheGreat replied as the group turned to the entrance of the café to see Berri (Conker's Bad Fur Day) standing in the doorway.
"Hi, everyone! I'm so glad I could be here for tonight's tournament!" Berri waved at the group before walking over to the table. "I really have to say that I like the look of this café! It's like throwing Boardwalk and Silence of the Lambs together in a blender!" Berri added as she sat down at the table, with Brock and Ernie sitting down as well.
"Alright, almost everyone is here! I just wish that our final competitor would've been here by now, but it seems we'll be one short for tonight..." AlexneushoornTheGreat remarked before they suddenly heard thumping sounds coming from outside, and the group turned to look at a nearby window as someone was flung through it, after which a monster's roar could be heard. The final competitor, Sceptile (Pokémon) then stood up and walked over to the table, sitting down.
"...Deal me in." Sceptile simply said.
"Alright, everything seems in order. The money has been handed out. The properties are up for sale. Let the tournament begin!" AlexneushoornTheGreat announced.
"May the best man or woman win." Ernie smiled at his opponents.
From left to right, Ernie's opponents were Brock, Berri, Peter and Sceptile. "Good luck tonight, kid. You're gonna need it." Brock told Ernie.
Berri giggled. "I wish you luck too, if you know what I mean, sugar~." She winked at Ernie.
"This should be a very fun game night!" Peter cheered.
"Thank you, human. I wish you the best of luck in tonight's tournament as well." Sceptile nodded to Ernie.
Ernie (Car): $1500
Brock (Battleship): $1500
Berri (Boot): $1500
Peter (Iron): $1500
Sceptile (Top Hat): $1500