Other macrombie's cheesecake dilemma

[macrombie]

okay, so say you get a genie
the genie allows you one wish
you wish for a lifetime supply of cheesecake.
but what does that even mean? so as everyday passes and you eat more and more cheesecake and as its ending does that mean you will die soon?
if you get into a coma and you cannot eat your cheesecake and your lifetime supply is still there does that mean that you'll never die because you simply cannot consume the cheesecake? what does consuming the cheesecake even mean at this point?
is the cheesecake then a horcrux, because technically it might work as an anchor to your life if it is still there? does that mean that every bite is a bite of your being (ig your soul?)
if you give someone else your cheesecake is it still your lifetime supply?
i apologize profusely for this rant but i can't help myself i got really confused

 

[Hailey]

Mind b l o w n

 

[adrian_]

checkmate athiests

 

[macrombie]

you see what i mean

this is literally half of all i ever think about

 

[s e v e n]

so when Meraki said u had a dilemma about cheesecake this is what you meant. . . .

 

[macrombie]

this is exactly what she meant