The One Eyed Bandit
rotworm
The rustling of paper is like an old friend. From the day you were born, if you could even call the fall from the Chute by a name so sentimental, the creasing and crinkling of paper has been wistfully familiar to you; And today, it has once again decided to pay you a visit. Be you in the Alexandria, the Shallows, or even the Depths, one day you hear the hailing of a courier, and a neatly-written letter is pushed into your hands. Upon it, the emblem of the Translators shines bright and bold, and an invitation most jovial calls upon your services.
Greetings, friend!
I hope this letter finds you in good health, and I am writing to you today as one Professor James. Though I certainly hope that my name precedes me, I will introduce myself as a long time Translator, the 'Author', if I could be so bold as to claim the title, of works such as 'Le Morte d'Arthur', and 'Children's and Household Tales'. My egotism aside, I write to you not just to brag of my efforts; Rather, I have an offer, a plea, a business opportunity or whatever term would strike your fancy the most.
Two weeks from now, that is to say from the day you receive this letter, I plan to conduct an expedition from these comforting walls of Alexandria, and out into the Inner Depths. For those veterans who receive this message, I'm sure the task seems a rather dull one, but I assure you that the company I've selected will prove itself good and swell. And to those of you who might be wondering why exactly one of your profession would be needed on this expedition, worry not! I assure you that you all will be of use. Do not think me a waster of resources!
Finally, as ugly as the topic of payment is, I am more than happy to compensate you for your services. We can discuss any particular fees in person, but I am ready and able to pay you quite handsomely in Signatures, or maybe even a favor or two if you are so inclined. I've heard that Translators make for quite the handy friend, especially for an audacious explorer!
With all that said, I do hope to see you when our appointed time comes! We'll likely be departing as soon as our party has assembled, but should any of you want to stay a morrow or two, I am willing to wait.
In good health,
Professor James
Depending on your temperament, it might seem like a joke. Its informal tone, and flagrant disregard for any sort of business-like conduct seem to signal it as the work of some overambitious amateur, or scammer trying to rob you of... Your time, perhaps. But, you might note, delivery services in this day and age are not cheap, especially if you reside off the beaten, well-explored paths. Perhaps there's something to the invitation, and what could the harm be in lending some fool with too much money to throw around an ear for a moment or two?
Whatever your motivation, before long those two weeks have passed and you find yourself in the bustling streets of Alexandria. Whether you call it home, or you've not paid it any heed for uncountable years, the sight of the Great Chute lurking overhead stirs within you memories of your own fall from its shadowed depths. Upon the ground you once so gracelessly barreled into, now lays a mottled padding, a rather recent addition in the grand scene of things, as well as a sprinkling of notice boards and stalls. Among them, however, you do not find your would-be benefactor, but instead a quickly scrawled set of notes, plastered across the boards without regard for whatever it is that now lays beneath them.
To those who will be entering my services, please be patient!
Something curious has come up, so I will be a tad late! Make merry with our new companions in my absence!
- Professor James
Unfortunately, almost stroke for stroke, its handwriting matches the content of the letter.
Greetings, friend!
I hope this letter finds you in good health, and I am writing to you today as one Professor James. Though I certainly hope that my name precedes me, I will introduce myself as a long time Translator, the 'Author', if I could be so bold as to claim the title, of works such as 'Le Morte d'Arthur', and 'Children's and Household Tales'. My egotism aside, I write to you not just to brag of my efforts; Rather, I have an offer, a plea, a business opportunity or whatever term would strike your fancy the most.
Two weeks from now, that is to say from the day you receive this letter, I plan to conduct an expedition from these comforting walls of Alexandria, and out into the Inner Depths. For those veterans who receive this message, I'm sure the task seems a rather dull one, but I assure you that the company I've selected will prove itself good and swell. And to those of you who might be wondering why exactly one of your profession would be needed on this expedition, worry not! I assure you that you all will be of use. Do not think me a waster of resources!
Finally, as ugly as the topic of payment is, I am more than happy to compensate you for your services. We can discuss any particular fees in person, but I am ready and able to pay you quite handsomely in Signatures, or maybe even a favor or two if you are so inclined. I've heard that Translators make for quite the handy friend, especially for an audacious explorer!
With all that said, I do hope to see you when our appointed time comes! We'll likely be departing as soon as our party has assembled, but should any of you want to stay a morrow or two, I am willing to wait.
In good health,
Professor James
Depending on your temperament, it might seem like a joke. Its informal tone, and flagrant disregard for any sort of business-like conduct seem to signal it as the work of some overambitious amateur, or scammer trying to rob you of... Your time, perhaps. But, you might note, delivery services in this day and age are not cheap, especially if you reside off the beaten, well-explored paths. Perhaps there's something to the invitation, and what could the harm be in lending some fool with too much money to throw around an ear for a moment or two?
Whatever your motivation, before long those two weeks have passed and you find yourself in the bustling streets of Alexandria. Whether you call it home, or you've not paid it any heed for uncountable years, the sight of the Great Chute lurking overhead stirs within you memories of your own fall from its shadowed depths. Upon the ground you once so gracelessly barreled into, now lays a mottled padding, a rather recent addition in the grand scene of things, as well as a sprinkling of notice boards and stalls. Among them, however, you do not find your would-be benefactor, but instead a quickly scrawled set of notes, plastered across the boards without regard for whatever it is that now lays beneath them.
To those who will be entering my services, please be patient!
Something curious has come up, so I will be a tad late! Make merry with our new companions in my absence!
- Professor James
Unfortunately, almost stroke for stroke, its handwriting matches the content of the letter.