Master of Malfeasance
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Okay, this might make me sound a little homosexual, but...
I don't think anyone has really addressed fashion in Exalted yet. Â I may have to be the first.
Earlier, I posted a question about who did the bellybutton piercing for the Lover Clad in the Rainment of Uselessly Long Titles.
Which brought me to a couple of other questions:
Who the hell made the Prince Of Shadows' armor? Â Was it a ghost? Â Who dictates these fashion trends? Â Wouldn't it be bizarre if the dead just didn't have the creativity to fashion such things. Â Wouldn't it be wonderful to wander into a shadowland and see a bunch of kids playing "Prince Of shadows" with sticks and then to see his older groupies all gothed out trying to look like him?
Does Chejop Kejak have a favorite tailor? Â Does this taylor set the fashion trends for the whole city? Â If so, can this be bought off the shelf? Â Are there knock-offs?
Does Kejak require more than one set of robes? Â It says that the bodies of the Exalted are re-made as Gods. Â Does that mean that Panther can run around in the same dingy brown pair of pants everywhere for centuries and not be killing his opponents with his smell alone?
Does clothing from the first age remain clean/shiny/warm/dry all the time? Â If so, such a large wardrobe could be a fabulous treasure. Â Does first age lingerie hang in impossible ways? Â Does it subtly emit pheromones? Â Does it have no friction? Â Maybe a first age outfit could make you look like a porn star and still keep you warm and protect you from the environment.
Wouldn't it be fun for a character to break into a half-remembered stronghold only to realize as he rifles his own armoires that this was his pleasure palace and it's full of bedclothes that by themselves would fetch a small fortune? Â How do you sell such a thing?
This is something a lot of people don't think about. Â At first glance, it appears boring and inconsequential, but if you are addressing the Perfect of Paragon on why he should by your squash and not that of the Lap, and you are dressed like Dace, for example, Exalt or not, the Perfect is going to laugh at you.
Why?
Look around you. Â When you go out (some of you don't ever go out, but bear with me), and you look around, which do you think is more successful? Â The hottie in the short skirt who is flawlessly clean, carefully tanned, has recently had her highlights done, has a freshly applied french manicure, nice shoes and tastefully done makeup, or the trashy drama girl whose hair is three colors and none of them really dominant or complimentary, white makeup and blood-red lipstick, all of which appears to have been applied with a shotgun, torn stockings and combat boots?
Unless the goth girl is Redvamp (www.redvamp.com) Â then it's probably going to be the first one.
Why?
Because she takes pride in her appearance. Â I consider myself an elitist gamer, and I catch all kinds of flak from people on base who want to game, but don't get to because I find their personal habits attrocious. Â The same is true of Exalted. Â Sometimes, they aren't bowing to your inherent divinity, they are bent over by your BO.
Try having your characters change clothes. Â How attractive would that dress Arianna wears after a few months traveling cross country or by horse? Â Holy crap, I have spent a few days in the field with girls who would ordinarily (by military standards) be really attractive.
Fast forward three weeks.
Did you know most girls have only one eyebrow? Â It compliments their moustache nicely. Â Stuff has accumulated beneath their fingernails, the hairspray they had on a week ago to show off is now holding parts of their hair together in clumps, and everyone has a tan that is part sun, part ground in dirt.
Now try plying your seduction charms.
MoM out.
I don't think anyone has really addressed fashion in Exalted yet. Â I may have to be the first.
Earlier, I posted a question about who did the bellybutton piercing for the Lover Clad in the Rainment of Uselessly Long Titles.
Which brought me to a couple of other questions:
Who the hell made the Prince Of Shadows' armor? Â Was it a ghost? Â Who dictates these fashion trends? Â Wouldn't it be bizarre if the dead just didn't have the creativity to fashion such things. Â Wouldn't it be wonderful to wander into a shadowland and see a bunch of kids playing "Prince Of shadows" with sticks and then to see his older groupies all gothed out trying to look like him?
Does Chejop Kejak have a favorite tailor? Â Does this taylor set the fashion trends for the whole city? Â If so, can this be bought off the shelf? Â Are there knock-offs?
Does Kejak require more than one set of robes? Â It says that the bodies of the Exalted are re-made as Gods. Â Does that mean that Panther can run around in the same dingy brown pair of pants everywhere for centuries and not be killing his opponents with his smell alone?
Does clothing from the first age remain clean/shiny/warm/dry all the time? Â If so, such a large wardrobe could be a fabulous treasure. Â Does first age lingerie hang in impossible ways? Â Does it subtly emit pheromones? Â Does it have no friction? Â Maybe a first age outfit could make you look like a porn star and still keep you warm and protect you from the environment.
Wouldn't it be fun for a character to break into a half-remembered stronghold only to realize as he rifles his own armoires that this was his pleasure palace and it's full of bedclothes that by themselves would fetch a small fortune? Â How do you sell such a thing?
This is something a lot of people don't think about. Â At first glance, it appears boring and inconsequential, but if you are addressing the Perfect of Paragon on why he should by your squash and not that of the Lap, and you are dressed like Dace, for example, Exalt or not, the Perfect is going to laugh at you.
Why?
Look around you. Â When you go out (some of you don't ever go out, but bear with me), and you look around, which do you think is more successful? Â The hottie in the short skirt who is flawlessly clean, carefully tanned, has recently had her highlights done, has a freshly applied french manicure, nice shoes and tastefully done makeup, or the trashy drama girl whose hair is three colors and none of them really dominant or complimentary, white makeup and blood-red lipstick, all of which appears to have been applied with a shotgun, torn stockings and combat boots?
Unless the goth girl is Redvamp (www.redvamp.com) Â then it's probably going to be the first one.
Why?
Because she takes pride in her appearance. Â I consider myself an elitist gamer, and I catch all kinds of flak from people on base who want to game, but don't get to because I find their personal habits attrocious. Â The same is true of Exalted. Â Sometimes, they aren't bowing to your inherent divinity, they are bent over by your BO.
Try having your characters change clothes. Â How attractive would that dress Arianna wears after a few months traveling cross country or by horse? Â Holy crap, I have spent a few days in the field with girls who would ordinarily (by military standards) be really attractive.
Fast forward three weeks.
Did you know most girls have only one eyebrow? Â It compliments their moustache nicely. Â Stuff has accumulated beneath their fingernails, the hairspray they had on a week ago to show off is now holding parts of their hair together in clumps, and everyone has a tan that is part sun, part ground in dirt.
Now try plying your seduction charms.
MoM out.